Optimus Princeps
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and how many kids have you saved?
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and how many kids have you saved?
Remembrance
Nothing is louder than overthinking after midnight
Better than -150ish, anywho, Rockefeller may have a vote from me.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
President Nottingham is the only man who can guide the course of Columbia through these turbulent times.
Optimus Princeps
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I love that his hero score is -150. Hopefully he can buy a few more properties, maybe an orphanage, and bring it up.
Nottingham sailed us into this whirlpool of disaster and wasted our entire treasury on his monorails. Step down fat man.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
'Wasted' is a strong word. Everyone loves the monorail.
Allcure
The One and Only
Hero score xD
Now I kind of want to see a leader board
Now I kind of want to see a leader board
Optimus Princeps
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Welfare was abolished for that monorail. And the monorail isn't even free!
Hypnos
L'Empereur
If the monorail was free, then we'd get a bunch of poor people on it. These are the precautions you have to take to ensure that the services offered by the monorail remain the highest possible.
Optimus Princeps
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Maybe, if Nottingham hadn't gutted social services, there'd be less homeless people around to loiter in his monorails.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
But that's just a Catch 22, because if he hadn't gutted the social services there wouldn't be a monorail. I feel like it was a fair trade-off.
Optimus Princeps
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We’ll let all those homeless vagrants, admiring your shiny monorail from afar, decide in November.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
Don't be absurd. Poor people don't vote. Why do you think President Nottingham has been in power for so long?
ailurophile
hm
the poor don't deserve a vote or access to the monorail. we, the upper class, agree.
#nottingham4president
Optimus Princeps
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What a coincidence. The Rockefeller Charity is going to hold a lottery, where thousands of disenfranchised families will be given steady and well paying jobs for approximately nine months.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
President Nottingham is beloved of the people! Protector of the true victims here; the rich.
Rockefeller only wants the job because he hasn't seen the amount of national debt that President Nottinham is gonna leave behind yet.What a coincidence. The Rockefeller Charity is going to hold a lottery, where thousands of disenfranchised families will be given steady and well paying jobs for approximately nine months.
Optimus Princeps
New Member
John Davidson Rockefeller IIIIII is trying to save the nation, he doesn’t need to run for the office. He feels compelled to though.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
Saving the nation, -150 kids at a time.
Optimus Princeps
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Rockefeller is the ultimate hero for the working class. Nottingham is the true enemy of All Good Americans.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
The working class like those that work in his South American sweatshops?
Optimus Princeps
New Member
Oh, John doesn’t care about non-Americans. They’re free game.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
President Nottingham is a pro-business President who has provided hundreds of thousands of good Columbian citizens with jobs over his tenure as our commander in chief.
Optimus Princeps
New Member
Don’t even try to accuse Rockefeller of being anti-business. But there’s boundaries that shouldn’t be crossed, and Nottingham has let big industries roll over federal and state power.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
The Red, White and Blue Party has ensured that the nation of Columbia did not fall into complete economic collapse after the fall of the United States, something which should be heralded as a great accomplishment. Our friends in Ford, McDonalds, and even Rockefeller's own Standard Oil have been nothing but good for this country, and should not be inhibited in continuing to do good.
Optimus Princeps
New Member
Two thirds of those companies named have taken advantage of Columbia and her American inhabitants.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
I'm glad you're taking responsibility for what you've done, but I don't think it's wise to talk about McDonalds like that.
