Fandom Cafe LeBlanc (Persona: Wings of Rebellion OOC)

[Arcanist]

*Thot.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

So who else of the original cast should we bring in?

I actually do have the idea of when the gang goes to New York, Ann happens to be in town at the time, so they just kind of hang out with her. Ryuji is obviously the Shujin track coach/gym teacher, and Futaba will probably be the guy in the chair for them. I don't even know what she's fucking doing. Probably running Anonymous or something. Oh, and Makoto has an interesting role: she'll be the one on the Phantom Thieves case.

 

[Gravitational Force]

It would be funny if Futaba had a podcast or other web show.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

"Kek or Cringe With Medjed."

 

[Arcanist]

Futaba is clearly preparing for Area 51 raid. Stay woke.

And ooh, interesting.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Futaba finna find them aliens.

 

[Arcanist]

"I need you to change the heart of [Name]."
"Who's that?"
"...they may or may not work at Area 51. But if we get them to confess the sins they've committed in there...!

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

"They must have the toothpaste that 100% of dentists reccomend!"

 

[Arcanist]

"I didn't even think Area 51 MADE a toothpaste."

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

It's also where FeMC from P3 is being held.

 

[Arcanist]

You know, haven't gotten around to playing FES.

But we're gonna busy FeMC out regardless.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

It's greatest treasure is the device used to being Door-kun back so he could dance.

 

[Gravitational Force]

Futaba: "For today's episode of Cuppa Futaba we'll be reviewing the newly released Half-Life 3, reading listener mail, discussing why Area 51 quite obviously has no aliens in it, and special guest Ann Takamaki will finally agree to be my girlfriend."

 

[Arcanist]

Reminds me of that drawing of Atlus checking a t-shirt for size against a very still Door-kun.

I'd listen to it. Make it happen.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Ann: "Futaba... I'm married."
Futaba: *pulls out Yu-Gi-Oh cards* "You triggered my trap card!"

 

[Gravitational Force]

Ann: "Futaba... I'm married."

Futaba: "I'm willing to share."

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Akira: "Futaba, you are not having a three way with Ryuji and Ann."
Futaba: "Who said Ryuji was in in this?"

 

[Gravitational Force]

I picture Futaba as one of those super free spirit web personalities who are actually the same in real life.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Damn straight.

 

[Gravitational Force]

I can see Futaba dragging Ezra around on adventures.
Futaba: "Well, we may be being held hostage by the Yakuza, but isn't this fun?"
Ezra: ""
(Ezra's mother walks in out of a room full of weeping, crumpled Yakuza goons, one of whom is calling the police to turn themselves in)
Ezra's mother: "Next time just let me know where you're going, okay?"

 

[Arcanist]

Ezra's mom the real MVP, letting him get away with it.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

I can just imagine Mamakoto worrying about her lil weeb son.

 

[Arcanist]

We must protecc the weeb.

Not sure what Kaida would get up to with Ryuji. Probably stuff their faces with beef bowls given the opportunity.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Yet another young soul consumed by the Meat Dimension. Please like to send your prayers.

 

[Arcanist]

F.