C o r r u p t i o n ~

[BackSet]

They are a little gentler. But then you are attacked by squirrel scouts and they are not gentle.

I wish that this hobbit would stop singing awful songs.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Nobody can figure out what your wish is, so a genie sits you in a corner to write a 3 page essay on every wish you have or used to have.

Fending off the squirrel scouts is not the nicest experience. I wish I could get the broken squirrel teeth out of my hobbit armor.

 

[BackSet]

You do... But your armor breaks and now your being attacked by squirrel girl who is a memetic badass and beat thanos and galactus (I'll provide links if your a non marvel fan)

I wish for half life 3 to come out.