Badly Explaining Games

[Mirai]

The Sims:


1000 ways to die/ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die-I-I-iiii, so many dumb ways to diiiiieeee.

 

[Mirai]

Firewatch:


DON'T BANG YOUR CO-WORKER DAMMIT.

 

[Ammy]

Firewatch:

I keep getting all these hilarious out of context spoilers for this game and I don't even know what to think any more. xD ;


Definitely gonna rush through this one soon.

 

[Mirai]

Until Dawn:


Don't be assholes to your friend's sisters.


Sam's magical bath towel.

 

[Mirai]

Dishonored:


'Ok now, we're gonna stealth this shiz like a pro' *three seconds later* 'F*ck I missed the balcony' *Has no choice but to slaughter everyone*

 

[An Unknown Person]

Thief:


You think this is an innocent game... then you start chapter 5

 

[aaaah]

Paint the town red


Kill everything and everyone

 

[Benzo]

The Witcher 2
Sorry, Amnesia and all that; Who are you again?

Witcher 3


"Not my fault Yenn, I had Amnesia."


"Yeah yeah, you've said that."

 

[Gladius]

Final Fantasy 4:


All your friends die, except not really because their sprite hasn't faded away; your best friend spends the entire time betraying you constantly and you're gonna trust him anyway; the main villain is really an alien from the moon the whole time. The End.

 

[XiaoWeiXiao]

Prototype:


Guy creates a disease that's essentially a lovechild of space AIDS and turbo Cancer, infects himself with it and gains powers cause he's the main character, then destroys Manhattan for teh lulz.

 

[StoneWolf18]

Dark Souls:

Congratulations! Death is inevitable, nothing has meaning, and you achieved and arbitrary milestone. Unknown

Blighttown has ruined me...

 

[Urban Panini]

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance


Killing the fantasy world your friends and family dreamed up, where all their dreams come true, all because "this isn't reality."

 

[Corrosion]

Halo: Combat Evolved


A robot named Halo who goes around shooting aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Corrosion]

Dark Souls


YOU DIED

 

[Spinoceratopsrex]

TF2: If you don't wear a hat you suck.


Portal: Insolent labrat disrupts perfectly good science

 

[Urban Panini]

Hakuoki: A historically accurate boy meets girl, but boy gets turned into a vampire werewolf thing...but you bang anyway.

 

[XiaoWeiXiao]

NBA Jam:


"BOOMSHAKALAKA!"


"FROM DOOOOOWNTOOOOWN!"

 

[Moxi]

Civ 5: "We seek peace and knowledge alone" = Gimme all your stuff or I'm nuking you back to the stone age. (Spoilers: We're nuking him anyways!)

 

[Servant]

League of Legends:

"Mid or feed"

Mario Party:

Fastest method to ruining a friendship since 1998.

To The Moon:

"I am not crying, there's something in my eyes."

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[Tiramisu]

Persona 4:


Beat up your friends with the Power of Friendship! No! Not those friends, the freaky eyed ones! You know, the one who sounds and look nearly the same as you other friends.... you know what? Just beat them up!

 

[Camilanizer]

Just Cause:


Blow shit up.


Just Cause 2:


Again, blow shit up.


Just Cause 3:


And once again, blow shit up.

 

[Axiom Days]

Dishonored:
'Ok now, we're gonna stealth this shiz like a pro' *three seconds later* 'F*ck I missed the balcony' *Has no choice but to slaughter everyone*

Assassin's Creed


(...Every. Gatdang. TIME.)

 

[Axiom Days]

Gravity Rush


Amnesiac unbound by from the laws of physics repeatedly throws herself off buildings

 

[Mirai]

[QUOTE="Kinky Shinigami]Assassin's Creed
(...Every. Gatdang. TIME.)

[/QUOTE]
I feel ya man, I feel ya.

 

[Mirai]

Heavy Rain:


SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAUN!


Ball cringing quick time events