Chitchat Ask Wizard

[The Dark Wizard]

Either your legs or your arms turn into bear legs/arms. Pick.

Arms, so I can crush people.


Preferably, I want to be like Kuma from One Piece.

 

[J0ker]

Will you laugh with me?

 

[The Dark Wizard]

[QUOTE="The Fuzz]You are going on a paintball shooting spree downtown. What colour of paint are you packing?

[/QUOTE]
An assortment of colors.


Worthless Green for the inferior players but for my arch enemy, purple and red. 


[QUOTE="THE J0KER]Will you laugh with me?

[/QUOTE]
No, you are not that funny.

 

[J0ker]

 

[Kazanna]

Dear Wizard, What Color is my Shirt?

 

[Wolf Rawrrr]

Would you rather have a snake for a tongue, or lobster hands?

 

[The Dark Wizard]

Dear Wizard, What Color is my Shirt?

What ever you want it to be, I don't judge  


[QUOTE="Wolf Rawrrr]Would you rather have a snake for a tongue, or lobster hands?

[/QUOTE]
Snake for a tongue.

 

[Akio]

Dear wizard why did I get a notification for this I've never met you and it confused me

 

[J0ker]

How could this happen to me?

 

[ViAdvena]

Will you give free hugs for us all? :3

 

[NickTehAvenger]

Can you make me, the avenger more powerful then thou wizard?

 

[Aramendil]

Dear Wizard,


Pizza or burgers?

 

[Captain Hesperus]

Who is your Dark Lord and Kitteh Master?


Captain Hesperus

 

[DeeDiebS]

Dear Wizard, Do you Like Waffles.

 

[Wolf Rawrrr]

[QUOTE="The Dark Wizard]
Snake for a tongue.

[/QUOTE]
Great minds think alike!:bigsmile:


Allow me one last question.


Who is your favorite wolf?

 

[Alterius]

Dear Wizard, who will win Velexus or Akita? (This counts as the dice rolling)

 

[The Dark Wizard]

Dear wizard why did I get a notification for this I've never met you and it confused me

Because

[QUOTE="THE J0KER]How could this happen to me?

[/QUOTE]
Reasons.

Will you give free hugs for us all? :3

Sure, I love hugs

Can you make me, the avenger more powerful then thou wizard?

I could but I won't.

Dear Wizard,
Pizza or burgers?

Depends on what I feel, I'm a huge pizza fan, I have this nice little local restaurant that makes some of the best Pizzia in my city. However I can't resist the temptation of a great burger.

[QUOTE="Captain Hesperus]Who is your Dark Lord and Kitteh Master?
Captain Hesperus

[/QUOTE]
You of course *bows*

 

[Captain Hesperus]

Just how many notifications a minute are you getting now?


Captain Hesperus

 

[J0ker]

Is it over 9,000?

 

[The Dark Wizard]

Dear Wizard, Do you Like Waffles.

Yes and Pancakes, I like going to denny's. 


[QUOTE="Kai'zen Makaira]Dear Wizard, who will win Velexus or Akita? (This counts as the dice rolling)

[/QUOTE]
I don't understand your question.

[QUOTE="Captain Hesperus]Just how many notifications a minute are you getting now?
Captain Hesperus

[/QUOTE]
All of them.

[QUOTE="THE J0KER]Is it over 9,000?

[/QUOTE]
Almost.

 

[Akio]

Wizard are you a gamer?

 

[The Dark Wizard]

[QUOTE="Wolf Rawrrr]Great minds think alike!:bigsmile:
Allow me one last question.


Who is your favorite wolf?

[/QUOTE]
You . 

Wizard are you a gamer?

Very much yes.

 

[Aldur]

Dear,Wizard...Shall I make them suffer?

 

[The Dark Wizard]

Dear,Wizard...Shall I make them suffer?

Yes, go forth in my name and make them all suffer. Return to me for your reward when you are done.


/end dark whispers

 

[DrCompton]

How do I gain your love and affection