Realistic or Modern A wedding!

[A Finnish Boot]

*I smile and take the second ring, slipping it onto your finger* I wink at you, "soon babe." I promise.

 

[Dov]

Priest: -moar priest words- Sparks, do you promise not to be a horrible dick and stuff?

 

[Mr. Sparks]

;-; yes of course! Do y’all really think of me that way??

 

[Dov]

Priest: -ignore- Lillian, do you promise not to be a hangry bitch and stuff?

 

[chaepeumeon]

This is beautiful.


Everyone should take time to appreciate my guest appearance.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

(This priest is a butt cheek)

 

[chaepeumeon]

(Agreed)

 

[Mr. Sparks]

(Thx for coming lol)

 

[A Finnish Boot]

"except for when I am pregnant. That's beyond my control." I argue, rubbing my babybelly.

 

[chaepeumeon]

(ofc U.U)

 

[Mr. Sparks]

(Hehe)

 

[A Finnish Boot]

((I'm glad you could make it to our big day!))

 

[chaepeumeon]

(Yes, Honey, Yes.)

 

[Dov]

Priest: It's my understanding that you have a special third set of vows? Please exchange them now.

 

[A Finnish Boot]

*I look to Sparks and then motion with my eyes to the third ring*

 

[Mr. Sparks]

*we both put our hands on the piercing thing, and pierce her belly button* My babies.. we will love you forever and raise you to be good, not like me because I suck .

 

[A Finnish Boot]

*hugs you smiles* "that wasn't what I had in mind, but it will work!" I smile as we turn, all four hands on my belly, and wait to see what the priest says next.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Wait no, babe what did you have in mind?

 

[chaepeumeon]

She gets extremely emotional and starts crying.

 

[Dov]

Probably leaving out the self-deprecating part, like I said before >>
Priest: Alright then. By the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss.

 

[chaepeumeon]

She stands up, screaming and clapping. "Yesss, Bitch!"

 

[A Finnish Boot]

I smile. "Well babe, are you going to kiss me or what?" I giggle, striking a cute pose, or, trying to at least.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

I kiss my beautiful bride, and her belly.

She stands up, screaming and clapping. "Yesss, Bitch!"

OMG XDD

 

[A Finnish Boot]

My tummy jiggles a bit as you kiss it, and I giggle myself. "They love it baby, and I love you." I say, holding my belly while you bestow a kiss upon it's bump.

 

[chaepeumeon]

She sits back down and goes completely silent, scrolling through her phone.