Sherwood Jun 18, 2022 Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much not to be naked. People should be paying me not to be naked.
Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much not to be naked. People should be paying me not to be naked.
Sherwood Jun 18, 2022 Short girls are so sweet and cute until you piss them off. Then they are like a chipmunk with rabies.
Short girls are so sweet and cute until you piss them off. Then they are like a chipmunk with rabies.
Sherwood May 29, 2022 For all of our veterans on this Memorial Day, I give you my most warm-hearted salute and I say "Thank you" for your service.
For all of our veterans on this Memorial Day, I give you my most warm-hearted salute and I say "Thank you" for your service.
Purr May 26, 2022 Hey Sherwood! Get a load of this! I'm sure everyone's favorite pun-ster will get a good laugh here! 8D
Hey Sherwood! Get a load of this! I'm sure everyone's favorite pun-ster will get a good laugh here! 8D
Purr May 20, 2022 Star Trek meme: Picard: Did you know I almost have a photographic memory? Riker: Almost, sir? Picard: I never developed it. Riker: *facepalm*
Star Trek meme: Picard: Did you know I almost have a photographic memory? Riker: Almost, sir? Picard: I never developed it. Riker: *facepalm*
Sherwood May 18, 2022 In Europe, its called a Lift. In America, its an Elevator. I guess we're just raised differently.
Sherwood May 17, 2022 What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people! Ha!
Sherwood May 13, 2022 The other day, my wife asked me to tone it down some. I told her that there is no dimmer switch on awesome.
The other day, my wife asked me to tone it down some. I told her that there is no dimmer switch on awesome.