Sherwood May 13, 2022 The other day, my wife asked me to tone it down some. I told her that there is no dimmer switch on awesome.
The other day, my wife asked me to tone it down some. I told her that there is no dimmer switch on awesome.
Sherwood May 12, 2022 Me at 18: This radio station is playing my jams. Me at 25: This bar is playing my jams. Me now: This grocery store is playing my jams.
Me at 18: This radio station is playing my jams. Me at 25: This bar is playing my jams. Me now: This grocery store is playing my jams.
Sherwood May 12, 2022 Teacher: I have a green ball in one hand, and a green ball in my other hand. What do I have? Kid: Kermit the Frog begging for mercy.
Teacher: I have a green ball in one hand, and a green ball in my other hand. What do I have? Kid: Kermit the Frog begging for mercy.
Sherwood May 12, 2022 I don't know why I don't buy more pinatas. Right now, I sure could go for beating the crap out of something then eating a lot of candy without having to go to jail.
I don't know why I don't buy more pinatas. Right now, I sure could go for beating the crap out of something then eating a lot of candy without having to go to jail.
Sherwood Apr 30, 2022 I want to open a two dollar store for those people that appreciate the finer things in life.
Sherwood Apr 22, 2022 Just a reminder: Furby's have forward facing eyes, indicating that they are predators.