Flowiest D

Flowiest D

The Flowiest Fool. Chaser of Lyublyu. From Space.
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  • Sir Fungus
    Hey there Flowiestfire
    How do you perspire
    From your rhymes
    In these modern times
    Its quite unique
    I would even say antique
    But I have to say to you good fellow
    Is your favorite color red, or yellow?
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    The funny thing is I do not try
    It is no lie
    For me to arrange a word no matter how absurd
    The English language is mine to herd
    Just like cattle, so do not prattle or tattle
    About my unique antique antic quite frantic
    Also my favourite colour is purple
    That blue or grey even green if I’m feeling full circle
    Flowiest D
    Lawyer: where was you on the night of the murder?
    Me: my girlfriend’s house
    Lawyer: and who is that?
    Me: you wouldn’t know her, she lives in another country now.
    The Omen of Death
    Yo, fellow Gorillaz fan, nice 2D avatar! Never actually saw that image of him before.
    View previous comments…
    The Omen of Death
    The Omen of Death
    I RP both group and one on one, haven't done a one on one in a while though. And if that last verse was meant to also be asking my RP skill, I am a mix of casual and detailed.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Nah I just rhyme aha don’t care about skill etc, but if you care enough or are bothered I’m co gm’ing a group rp soon to be posted I’d say.
    Was wondering if I could hit you up when the character page was done and see if you wanna join
    The Omen of Death
    The Omen of Death
    Ah, I see, yeah sure hit me up when the CS page is ready and I will see if I am interested in the concept.
    Flowiest D
    Sometimes I’m terrible at work, not suited for customers at all.

    Lady: can you show me where the ladies room is?
    Me pointing to the sign with a lady on it: thot.

    Lady: can you show my son where the bathroom is?
    Me: miss me with that gay shit.

    Man: hey can I use the bathroom?
    Me: no
    Man: why?
    Me: ur mum gay

    Boss: hey can you clean the toilets?
    Me: no u
    Flowiest D
    \ (‘_’)__
    I can dance if i want to
    (‘~’)y—ø*”
    I can leave my friends behind
    (*…*)
    But if they don’t know Toto’s Africa
    (X_x)
    Then they ain’t no friends of mine
    LennyTheMemeGod
    >flowiestfire rated your status
    >flowiestfire rated your status
    >flowiestfire rated your status
    >flowiestfire rated your status
    ...
    Flowiest D
    Last phone call:

    Her: bae come to my house

    Me: can’t, I’m thinking about the universe and the meaning of life

    Her: but I’m alone

    Me: aren’t we all? (>…<)
    Flowiest D
    Me on trial: so you say you saw me murder who?

    Witness: I saw you murder your

    Both at the same time: neighbor

    Me:jinx! Can’t talk now

    Judge: shit that was the key witness...
    Flowiest D
    Seems to be a few more rhymes on this site,
    Why since December 21 they seem to be more each night
    I’m not saying it’s all from me, Flowiestfire (to some Flowiest D)
    But ever since I got here I’ve inspired more see,
    Infectious like smiles when you type on ya dials
    And see a little Diddy, sorta pretty, kinda shitty, sometimes a little gritty
    To read a rhyme hits home for everyone
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Oh such fun,
    But it’s funny since I got here more of you have started my trend
    I’m hoping it doesn’t end
    I wanna see more words bend
    And if you’re annoyed or enjoyed by the shit
    Well I guess I can say your welcome for it
    Ferociousfeind
    Ferociousfeind
    These rhymes you're spitting out are straight fire!
    The syllables, consonants and vowels force a higher
    Speed of speech which hasn't before been seen
    In the rhymes that have been procured before, on the scene.
    Perhaps our friends across this board understand
    The importance of rhyming, excercising and
    A balanced meal of poems and prose
    Because too much rhyme can become an overdose.
    Damn what am I doing.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    I’d follow you and add a rhyme to your page
    But it seems I’m not allowed to engage
    aha
    Flowiest D
    Any other guys and girls get put off by jewellery, watches, rings, bangles, ear rings, necklaces,
    bits of metal for the face or hands?

    Or is Flowiest D OCD
    Flowiest D
    (~_~)y—*””
    It’s hard to see your mother cry
    Or Any good parent, I don’t know why
    I assume it’s cause they are older and supposed to know more
    But honestly who knows what life has in store?
    I offer a hug and offer to help.
    I may not be on for a while
    Whelp.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Search the news as this isn’t my blues
    Had a mysterious pill to help with my neck
    Hopefully I don’t trip out to heck
    Hell and heaven
    Or wind up in the car park of a 7/11
    cuddlefish
    Flowy.

    How can you burn if there is no oxygen in space?
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    I’ll answer that after you answer me.

    How can one be to cool for a avatar?
    cuddlefish
    cuddlefish
    They can't. 'Cool' is not a numeric quantity.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Sigh, iPad....
    You know what I mean.

    And as for your question, I’ll burn wherever.
    I spit rocket fuel as I duel
    Gravity
    It’s trying to grab at me
    So in a place with no air I still don’t care, the 2 behind the O
    Comes from flow
    elusivethought
    U CHANGED UR AVATAR AND NOW IDK WHAT TO THINK
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    I’m in the process of becoming Flowiest or FlowiestDingo again.
    You can think

    It’s that M C Flowiest D
    You can tell the flow is strong in me
    It's M C Flowiest D
    Don't need a gun but I bang like a G
    It's M C Flowiest D
    can show you I'm the best just wait an see
    It's M C come an listen to FD
    elusivethought
    elusivethought
    *snaps emphatically*
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