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  • BTW if you're following me and I'm not following you lmk so I can follow you. I don't want to be that one asshole


    I'm fine being that other asshole no jk
    I hate when people ask super stupid questions. Not shit they didn't know, but like...just ignorant stupid shit. Example:


    *In which an author claimed people were "attacking" her because her fans asked her to not have 100 percent of her characters be str8*


    Them: How is she supposed to write from an LGBT point of view if she's heterosexual?


    ((Serious eyerolling))


    Me: There's a thing called imagination that works pretty well...


    Then: It's still difficult?


    ((Serious eyerolling part 2))


    Me: Not really? Since gay people and straight people are literally exactly the same? They just date differently? 


    JEESH
    Tear-Stained Ice Sage
    Tear-Stained Ice Sage
    @Windsock


    S'cuse me, bird for brains? You up for a fite, you said?!


    I'll have yew know I rekt a penguin last fite, don't make me do it to you next.


    @AThiefOfSpades I do not think you are harassing anyone, your views are just that: Yours. Nobody can tell you what to believe and what not to.
    Windsock
    Windsock
    I'll shooe yoo birb bren yew fukn bushwakan peez of shiet, i'll bash ur fuken head in liek a bag of fukken karrats. @IceForebearer
    Cosmosis
    Cosmosis
    RAAAAWR! I'ma floofeh Kitteh. Dun huwt me m8! *Curls up into a floof ball*


    Well actually... if you're 10,000% in god's fate then he controls you. Just... *sighs, hands being thrown up* WTHIWWM?! (what the hell is wrong with me?!)
    I'm trying to comfort a pal via Internet but I'm scared he might be hitting on me and I'm an adult and he's not so I should shut it down but I don't know for sure and don't want to be an asshole to a kid who is hurting please help
    So my computer was acting WONKY again and wouldn't even PRETEND to find a network, so I had to run the damn troubleshooter, which told me my wireless adapter was disabled?? So I had to find the main part of my computer, get into some weird back area into my devices, get into my old admin account and re-enable a thing I previously did not know existed. BUT NOW THE INTERNET WORKS WOOT WOOT
    Hey so question: are there any food combos you know of that sound terrible and are good? Imma tell you right now PB and J sandwiches are good dipped in chocolate and peanut butter and mayonnaise on white bread is great!!
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Fish and jelly sandwhiches....delicious 
    Ternunda Hunter
    Ternunda Hunter
    Fries and milkshakes.
    MTMM
    MTMM
    French fries and tomato sauce..


    Aka fries and ketchup.


    Amazing, I know,


    but delicious.
    I FIXED THE WIFI
    MTMM
    MTMM
    shh.jpg
    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman

    SCIENCE!
    MTMM
    Does anyone know how to fix a router/modem/xfinity/comcast thing?
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I don't know. It's working on my cell, but not my computer. It only has one button. I tried unplugging and replugging a wire, but no fix. 
    Ternunda Hunter
    Ternunda Hunter
    Area all of the lights on? You could just have a service outage (or you are connected to xfinity wifi and not your actual wifi). If all the lights are not on then it isn't connecting. Give xfinity a call. And, if nothing else, just give it some time. Like I said, even if you reset it, it takes forever to fully reset. 1800-934-6489  
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Thanks!!
    My New Years Resolution is to stop feeling bad for being a feminist on the internet. Holy fuck screw me I have opinions oml. 
    I have never fucked up in an rp to the level I fucked up in an RP. I spent all day slaving over two bios featuring three characters, and someone beat me to it and got 2 of the 3 names I was using. I have to change everything. This keeps happening to me...
    starboy
    starboy
    this hurts my heart
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I have no idea whether you're being sarcastic or not. If you aren't, thanks. If you are...THAAAAAAANNNNKKKKSSS
    starboy
    starboy
    i'm not. I'd genuinely hate this.
    I must be on so many watch lists because of this site. One of my characters, an assassin, has led me to looking up how to clean a gunshot wound if you can't go to a doctor. One of my straight up evil (ok, like 85 percent evil) characters is about to kill a baby. I had to look up shit about that. How to duel properly. Certain creepy magic shit I'm not looking forward to looking up later. I gotta be on so many watchlists.
    MTMM
    MTMM
    No... *Sniffles*


    I cri.. ;-;


    It's from this glorious goat man right here.


    th



    www.youtube.com/user/BaptismOnFire
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Never heard of him.
    MTMM
    MTMM
    O_O


    HE'S FUCKIN AMAZING, I'D HIGHLY RECCOMEND HIS VIDEOS HOLY SHIT. :O  
    If anyone is ever happy to see me you should tell me because I'm seriously depressed and anxious and just a ball of awful and it would make my day to hear that someone likes me once in a while.
    TripTripleTimes
    TripTripleTimes
    Oh yikes man, those days and hours can be hard to pass through. You're a tough cookie and I'll cheer you on. Remember, no matter what, you are sweet in the inside.


    :b
    MTMM
    MTMM
    ...I get excited when you reply to status updates and roleplay with me..
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Thanks, guys. That makes me feel better.
    I'm gonna keep posting bad puns until one of my three faves are online and reply. Want me to stop? Go yell at them 
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I have a reply planned for that gimme like 3 hrs


    But no I forgot about that roleplay so you and Jack weren't included. So now it's if one of my FIVE replies responds in the next few hrs
    Temma-Kati
    Temma-Kati
    Hush friend


    You need not scare the innocents with puns


    Calm yourself with this


    I find the calming cat very soothing to aching pun-sperations 


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    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I will never stop
    Did you hear about the psychic shortie who escaped from prison? 


    The headline read small medium at large. 
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    #edgelord2017 ^^
    Fantasy Addict
    Fantasy Addict
    What do you call a woman with only one leg?


    Ilene


    What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?


    Irene
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    LMAO. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?


    It was trying to reach the bottom. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?


    You look for fresh prints. What do you get if you commit a crime at a carnival?


    A fair trial.
    I just quit on a roleplayer and I basically wrote them an essay explains why. I was kind. They went off really hard. They also basically accused me of being sexist or homophobic or something- because I'm uncomfortable playing alongside a female character as a male character outside of a group setting. Acting like a bitch... I dodged a bullet... Low key wanna post what I posted and what they sent back so everyone knows not to roleplay with them, because holy SHIT they have issues. 
    Chocolatemilkshake
    Chocolatemilkshake
    wow. i think its great you explained why you wanted to stop rimeplaying, cause so many people ditch, but this person getting angry like that is just ridiculous.
    AThiefOfSpades
    peritwinkle
    peritwinkle
    I really, really feel you.
    I low key want to make a thread where people just tag their favorite roleplayers to nominate them. Give everybody that happy warm feeling.
    I have a tendency of saying, see you in the morning, but I'm up like 8 pm to like 11 am bruh. What I mean is see you when I wake up. Which is night. COMA TIME
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