Fantasy Welcome To Olympus (ALWAYS ACCEPTING!)

[Prrrgadilly]

"I'll be sure to keep a look out... you could probably make your own. The recipe can't be impossible to get a hold of, and you have plenty of time to wait for it to age."
Aisha wasn't too sure she'd find rare alcohol just by erratically landing on planets and poking around for a while, but you never know. Probability has a way of never working as you expect. (Insert xcom joke)

Prrrgadilly

"The problem is that the recipe and the one who created it have been lost to time, and I don't mean the god either. I mean the creator of Asmodeus black isn't dead, but they are lost in a way that even I cannot track down easily, and I cannot shirk my duties to the universe just to track down a celestial wine maker to request a recipe they may have forgotten, or who's ingredients no longer exist." Aster sighed before smiling at Aisha.
"Anyway, let's talk of something else; how is your love life?" He said with exaggerated cheerfulness.

 

[Stormyface]

"The problem is that the recipe and the one who created it have been lost to time, and I don't mean the god either. I mean the creator of Asmodeus black isn't dead, but they are lost in a way that even I cannot track down easily, and I cannot shirk my duties to the universe just to track down a celestial wine maker to request a recipe they may have forgotten, or who's ingredients no longer exist." Aster sighed before smiling at Aisha.
"Anyway, let's talk of something else; how is your love life?" He said with exaggerated cheerfulness.

"Ooh! Finally, a worthy topic of discussion!"
The waiter brought the food over just in time. Aisha thanked him and took a long sip of wine.
"So. Love. It's mainly consisted of one-night stands whenever I get urges, and practically every horny bastard god in Olympus """"""""""accidentally"""""""""" touching my butt. Well, I'm exaggerating. But it gets annoying."
She leaned back in her chair and cut a bit off her filet.
"I haven't had a real relationship since... for a long time."

Prrrgadilly

 

[Prrrgadilly]

"Ooh! Finally, a worthy topic of discussion!"
The waiter brought the food over just in time. Aisha thanked him and took a long sip of wine.
"So. Love. It's mainly consisted of one-night stands whenever I get urges, and practically every horny bastard god in Olympus """"""""""accidentally"""""""""" touching my butt. Well, I'm exaggerating. But it gets annoying."
She leaned back in her chair and cut a bit off her filet.
"I haven't had a real relationship since... for a long time."

Prrrgadilly

Asteer mirrored Aisha's sip of wine, albeit a shorter one, and picked up his fork to expertly spear his stalk of asparagus. He bit off half the stalk and chewed quitely as he listened to Aisha speak. He swallowed and replied.
"I had forgotten how good food could be, no matter how unnecessary." He commented offhand before coming back to the matter at hand. "I see. I can understand that the search for love can lose its appeal when your only options are clinically insane distant relatives that spend their time pettily meddling in the affairs of mortals, but I believe that it isn't a lost cause. Some of us simply have to search a little harder to find it. Not that I have cared nor tried. I have no interest one way or the other; I wasn't made with an Other like Mother and Father were." Though anyone would think that Aster would feel lonely without a love to chase, he felt nothing of the sort.

 

[Stormyface]

Asteer mirrored Aisha's sip of wine, albeit a shorter one, and picked up his fork to expertly spear his stalk of asparagus. He bit off half the stalk and chewed quitely as he listened to Aisha speak. He swallowed and replied.
"I had forgotten how good food could be, no matter how unnecessary." He commented offhand before coming back to the matter at hand. "I see. I can understand that the search for love can lose its appeal when your only options are clinically insane distant relatives that spend their time pettily meddling in the affairs of mortals, but I believe that it isn't a lost cause. Some of us simply have to search a little harder to find it. Not that I have cared nor tried. I have no interest one way or the other; I wasn't made with an Other like Mother and Father were." Though anyone would think that Aster would feel lonely without a love to chase, he felt nothing of the sort.

Aisha sighed and chewed her steak.
"Primordial beings, huh... well, all my relatives are assholes (present company excepted, obviously), and falling in love with mortals would just cause trauma. You mentioned that prince, and other gods out there... maybe they're cool. Or maybe I'll find another option. Either way, it gives me something to look for, which'll be a nice change from wandering aimlessly."

Prrrgadilly

 

[WilliamDeen]

The reaction was explosive. Apparently mixing pressurized gaseous form with solid water and spirit wasn't smart. Timic was blasted back against a bookshelf and fell to the floor. Tims books and notes were sent in all different directions, getting the youngest incarnation to start crying and making a fuss over the disorganized mess. Timicus didn't seem to notice half of his robe got pressure washed, and kept pouring strange blood into a vial. A strange entity rose from the decimated cells that used to house the prisoners and let out a horrific screech, a screech of pain and hatred and rage. It shot out of the lab in a whirlwind and sonic boom of water particles and condensed air. A monster had just been unleashed, and those three cared more about their lab and stuff than the thing they just created and set loose. Timic rise up from the floor and dusted himself off. Slowly, he began the process of picking up books and putting them in their proper place. Tim ran around, trying to get all of his things and pages where they're supposed to be. Timicus kept pouring blood, not caring about what happened. Not even 10 minutes had passed since the Ban was lifted, and they were already causing trouble.

 

[Prrrgadilly]

Aisha sighed and chewed her steak.
"Primordial beings, huh... well, all my relatives are assholes (present company excepted, obviously), and falling in love with mortals would just cause trauma. You mentioned that prince, and other gods out there... maybe they're cool. Or maybe I'll find another option. Either way, it gives me something to look for, which'll be a nice change from wandering aimlessly."

Prrrgadilly

"Looking at the silver lining in life;that's my niece. I knew that there had to be a true pragmatist mixed with an optimist inside you. Besides, even if you search the entire universe and ind that love, for you, is overrated, at least you'll have lots stories and fun along the way." Aster gave her a polite series of quiet claps as his fork fed him olives and tomatoes topped with a bit of fluffy yellow egg yolk. "Mmmm. Remind me to never stop trying food. I don't even know why I decided to forgo it to begin with."

 

[Stormyface]

"Looking at the silver lining in life;that's my niece. I knew that there had to be a true pragmatist mixed with an optimist inside you. Besides, even if you search the entire universe and ind that love, for you, is overrated, at least you'll have lots stories and fun along the way." Aster gave her a polite series of quiet claps as his fork fed him olives and tomatoes topped with a bit of fluffy yellow egg yolk. "Mmmm. Remind me to never stop trying food. I don't even know why I decided to forgo it to begin with."

Aisha sighed.
"Probably because you got bored of it. Again."
She ate her food while stewing over the problem of romance. Aisha had toyed with the idea of having a kid, but put it off. Chances were in this time period they'd become a meme or get shot, anyway.
"How come nobody else seems to be frustrated about love at the same time as me..." she muttered.

Prrrgadilly

 

[Prrrgadilly]

Aisha sighed.
"Probably because you got bored of it. Again."
She ate her food while stewing over the problem of romance. Aisha had toyed with the idea of having a kid, but put it off. Chances were in this time period they'd become a meme or get shot, anyway.
"How come nobody else seems to be frustrated about love at the same time as me..." she muttered.

Prrrgadilly

"Well, that's because most of the other gods have gotten really good at living solely in the moment, over the centuries. The only one's concerned with the future are fate weavers and a time god. I mean we don't really have all that much ability to influence things like we used to, so most gods just worry about what they can influence. Look at me. As an honorary primordial being, the level of change I can knowingly affect on the universe is extremely limited, and almost exclusively so to galaxy level events, or the occasional nova event." Aster took another bite that his fork had put together for him; his hands were too busy talking to help. "The gods tied their powers to faith and gave up just as much as they gained, honestly. People don't believe that gods can change the world anymore. If they do, they are so conflicted on the how of it that a god's actual ability to do is diminished and mottled. Luckily, I don't have to tie myself to mortals. Being an essential part of existence makes me indispensable." He took a sip of his wine.
"Plus you try eating the same blah made in different ways on one planet for a millennium and see how you like the idea of food when you don't need the sustenance. Though I guess that really isn't a good excuse when traveling to a completely different galaxy.

 

[Stormyface]

"Well, that's because most of the other gods have gotten really good at living solely in the moment, over the centuries. The only one's concerned with the future are fate weavers and a time god. I mean we don't really have all that much ability to influence things like we used to, so most gods just worry about what they can influence. Look at me. As an honorary primordial being, the level of change I can knowingly affect on the universe is extremely limited, and almost exclusively so to galaxy level events, or the occasional nova event." Aster took another bite that his fork had put together for him; his hands were too busy talking to help. "The gods tied their powers to faith and gave up just as much as they gained, honestly. People don't believe that gods can change the world anymore. If they do, they are so conflicted on the how of it that a god's actual ability to do is diminished and mottled. Luckily, I don't have to tie myself to mortals. Being an essential part of existence makes me indispensable." He took a sip of his wine.
"Plus you try eating the same blah made in different ways on one planet for a millennium and see how you like the idea of food when you don't need the sustenance. Though I guess that really isn't a good excuse when traveling to a completely different galaxy.

Aisha leaned back in her chair.
"Tied to faith... reminds me of a story I read once. Three gods died due to lack of sincerity in mortal prayers, and when they truly cried out for the gods' help, something else answered. A mortal himself, believe it or not."
She chuckled and sipped her wine.
"Of course, that's stupid. Nobody can just ascend to godhood by greed alone. Interesting thought, though."

Prrrgadilly

 

[Safety Hammer]

Ventra smiled at Delphine before pausing for a moment, before making her way to the blonde goddess and taking her hand. "If you wouldn't mind, Dio is a bit too tired and drunk at the moment to really be of much use, but.." She said as her voice to turned to a whisper as she pressed herself closer to the other goddess. "I'd like to have to myself for the moment." she finished saying just as the two disappeared and a violent flash.

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Re-appearing in a nicely furnitured room, decorated with hues of red and grey.

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Dio rolled his eyes, teleporting to the room, grabbing Del and Ventra, before teleporting back. "Del, you and I will have fun together because you are my wife and it has been at least a week. Ventra, you will apologize to Silva, and show her how sorry you are. In bed." Dio scolded, growing older and some what more intimidating (his true form). He turned back to Del.
"Alright, babe, Back to our room?"

Spoiler: Dio's true form

 

[Rui]

(Oh my god that looks like my dad eughhhh!)
Del
The small blonde goddess just giggled and held her belly.
"You all are silly!" She pursed her lips, raising a finger, "Why not just everyone, D?" She offered, smiling cutely towards her husband. I mean, she is the goddess of cuteness. It was a rather powerful look.
Safety Hammer

 

[VanRIPPED]

The reaction was explosive. Apparently mixing pressurized gaseous form with solid water and spirit wasn't smart. Timic was blasted back against a bookshelf and fell to the floor. Tims books and notes were sent in all different directions, getting the youngest incarnation to start crying and making a fuss over the disorganized mess. Timicus didn't seem to notice half of his robe got pressure washed, and kept pouring strange blood into a vial. A strange entity rose from the decimated cells that used to house the prisoners and let out a horrific screech, a screech of pain and hatred and rage. It shot out of the lab in a whirlwind and sonic boom of water particles and condensed air. A monster had just been unleashed, and those three cared more about their lab and stuff than the thing they just created and set loose. Timic rise up from the floor and dusted himself off. Slowly, he began the process of picking up books and putting them in their proper place. Tim ran around, trying to get all of his things and pages where they're supposed to be. Timicus kept pouring blood, not caring about what happened. Not even 10 minutes had passed since the Ban was lifted, and they were already causing trouble.

At least someone noticed this... Thing. Tyruuk's hood stretched out in slight alarm at the sight of it. He could smell the water, and honestly this thing smelled like a storm of some sorts. He uncoiled, his eyes watching it. There wasnt a way to fight a storm, but there was a way to soak up water. Or something. Oh dear, what if it got even more water? "This could be a problem" He sighed, his tongue tasting the air and the strong taste of the creature.


Meanwhile, Maw was having a fit. He could reach a lot of things, that wasnt a problem, but what was a problem was when something he wanted was in a small space. ANd that was the case, in a cabinet there was some food that he wanted. He cried and whined, smashing his head into the cabinet and slamming his tail onto the ground in irritation. He backed up some, scuffing his back feet on the ground (like a bull) and lowered his head. He ran forward and smashed his head into it again, and it worked! The sturdy wood gave way and his large head was in the hole he had made in the wall. He squeaked happily, sitting down with his head still in the wall and nom-ed the food.

 

[Safety Hammer]

(Oh my god that looks like my dad eughhhh!)
Del
The small blonde goddess just giggled and held her belly.
"You all are silly!" She pursed her lips, raising a finger, "Why not just everyone, D?" She offered, smiling cutely towards her husband. I mean, she is the goddess of cuteness. It was a rather powerful look.
Safety Hammer

Dio sighed, and looked down at Del. "I'm kinda sure both of them would much rather see me with my clothes on than off. They're gay, dear."

 

[A L M O S]

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◈ Placido Monin ◈

Spoiler: IMAGE

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Placido had not gotten off his chair in months now. He sat back in the uncomfortable, creaky wooden thing - before breathing out a vast plume of smoke. The offending vapor moved slowly over the desk in front of him, entangling itself within the crevices and mechanisms that made up his beloved typewriter. From there the smoke rose, dancing through the rays of the sun - breaking through the vast pane of glass that framed beautiful mountain, and it's constant cloudy shrouds. The perfect writing view... eternal twilight.

He peered to the left, where he had left his last finished script. A film, which even to his jaded mind seemed rather romantic. Ideas of beauty, and art - and music, every page positively dripping with sentiment. Sentiment, garnished with a generous helping of loneliness. His eyes stared at the empty table to the side, glassing over as he reached for, before sipping at his nearly empty tumbler - the ice having long since melted and spoiled the whiskey. He should not have written it. It was pathetic, and pointless... he should destroy it.

It took him a few moments to realize that the manuscript was gone, the dossier brimming with yellowed pages, formally posted just out of sight - was gone. He got up with a gasp. His mind rushed, wishing that perhaps this time, in this moment of weakness - that they would not have come for it. He did not want them to publish it. It was his. His secrets. His mind laid bare... they were not worthy of it! DAMMIT!

He stumbled past his chair, the sound of it falling over never reaching his ears as his shaking legs and feet tried to keep his intoxicated body vertically aligned. Fumbling with his locks, which clearly were only for show - he left his office, moving past hallways and hallways filled with books, before finding the doorway that led into the domain of the gods. He could already feel the rage subsiding. He could feel himself giving up on caring... this had happened so often before. There really was no point to this crusade. He would like it back nonetheless, so he would need to leave anyway. He sighed, another plume of smoke encircling his head.

Mindlessly, he opened the door, and stepped out - leaning against the walls for aid. It was loud, and bright - and it smelled clean. He hated it already. He meandered about for a while, hoping to spot someone. He heard a loud bash come from the kitchen, and he peered in - seeing a beast excitedly scavenging among a newly created hole. He stepped forwards, and frowned. His free hand rushed to his temple, while the other held his cigarette. "Could you keep it down please... I will leave soon enough, and really - you have forever to make a noise." He looked at maw, his frown deepening.

 

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Maw heard a voice and tried pulling his head out of the hole, which got stuck for a second and Maw started to panic slightly. He whined and wriggled and finally broke some more stuff around him before he pulled his head out of the hole. He swung his large head to look at whoever spoke, his tail starting to wag as he saw someone. He moved over to the new person and shoved his head into the god's chest to smell him, made obvious by the loud sniffing sounds Maw made. A L M O S

 

[A L M O S]

Maw heard a voice and tried pulling his head out of the hole, which got stuck for a second and Maw started to panic slightly. He whined and wriggled and finally broke some more stuff around him before he pulled his head out of the hole. He swung his large head to look at whoever spoke, his tail starting to wag as he saw someone. He moved over to the new person and shoved his head into the god's chest to smell him, made obvious by the loud sniffing sounds Maw made. A L M O S

◈ Placido Monin ◈

Placido balked at the thing coming closer, falling backwards and tripping over his momentarily stupid feet. He fell down, his head hitting hard against one of the cabinets behind him, meeting the granite and causing a slight drizzle of warm blood to steak across the back of his head. His headache increased tenfold, and he groaned loudly. After closing his eyes, and taking a deep breath, he looked up at the beast. "Your curiosity sated now?" He rose an eyebrow, twirling his finger in a smooth circle - wherein his whiskey glass appeared, refilled and brimming with ice. He drank a few mouthfuls, before taking a deep drag - blowing the smoke out slowly, and away from Maw, his eyes never leaving the beast.

 

[Rui]

Del
"What about me?" She purred, smirking up at her husband. "I mean, I'm obviously not be hottest at the moment," she gestured to her stomach, "but I'm rather cute, if I do say so myself." She lowered her voice, "I mean, you know you'd like to watch."
Safety Hammer

 

[VanRIPPED]

◈ Placido Monin ◈

Placido balked at the thing coming closer, falling backwards and tripping over his momentarily stupid feet. He fell down, his head hitting hard against one of the cabinets behind him, meeting the granite and causing a slight drizzle of warm blood to steak across the back of his head. His headache increased tenfold, and he groaned loudly. After closing his eyes, and taking a deep breath, he looked up at the beast. "Your curiosity sated now?" He rose an eyebrow, twirling his finger in a smooth circle - wherein his whiskey glass appeared, refilled and brimming with ice. He drank a few mouthfuls, before taking a deep drag - blowing the smoke out slowly, and away from Maw, his eyes never leaving the beast.

Maw whined when he smelled blood, moving closer to this new god he has never smelled and sat down with him. He purred at him, well, 'purred'. He nuzzled his large head agaisnt the god again, trying to get him to interact more. He set his large head n his lap and looked up at him and cheeped.

 

[TerrorKitty]

Ventra fumed, "I'm only gay because YOU cursed me! Simply because I wouldn't go on date with you after the party of 12 BC! You're the jerk, I think you're the one who doesn't deserve to get sexed." Ventra huffed glaring at Dio before grabbing Delphine and Silva's hands. "We're going to FUCK and it's going to be HOT and STEAMY and you're NOT invited." She finished basically foaming at the mouth. Earthquakes could be felt all over the world Safety Hammer P Paint The Wind Rui

 

[Prrrgadilly]

Aisha leaned back in her chair.
"Tied to faith... reminds me of a story I read once. Three gods died due to lack of sincerity in mortal prayers, and when they truly cried out for the gods' help, something else answered. A mortal himself, believe it or not."
She chuckled and sipped her wine.
"Of course, that's stupid. Nobody can just ascend to godhood by greed alone. Interesting thought, though."

Prrrgadilly

"Well, faith is a powerful thing. Besides with the right materials, someone could hypothetically craft a contract that would make godhood achievable. It would have been nigh impossible before nearly all the gods tied themselves to worship, but it is perfectly plausible in this day and age. The definition of a god is less about birthright and more about follower count nowadays. Besides, there are plenty of entities, on this world alone, that can grant conditional divinity onto a mortal. As long as they meet those conditions, the metaphorical sky is the limit." Aster ate steadily as he spoke. At some point, he'd started tracing glowing constellations in the air, and was in the process of recreating the northen hemisphere as hos fork moved with a mind of its own.

 

[A L M O S]

Maw whined when he smelled blood, moving closer to this new god he has never smelled and sat down with him. He purred at him, well, 'purred'. He nuzzled his large head agaisnt the god again, trying to get him to interact more. He set his large head n his lap and looked up at him and cheeped.

◈ Placido Monin ◈

Placido replaced the cigarette in his mouth, before patting the thing's head. It seemed to enjoy it well enough. He took another sip of his whiskey, noting the thing sniffing at the glass. "You want some?" No change, but it remained as eager as before. He reached behind himself, into a cabinet and took out a large saucepan. He tilted the glass over the pan and a stream of golden alcohol poured out, never becoming less in the glass, yet quickly filling the pot. when it was halfway filled, he pushed to pot closer to Maw's head. "Here you go, it is a bit strong - but then again, so are you." He could not resist a small smile at the beast. So much nicer than people. So much more authentic. He lay his head back against the cabinet, slowly - hissing at the lingering pain, before he closed his eyes and took another sip. "You mightn't have seen a nymph or lesser god sneaking about with a brown leather folio, no? I fear someone might have stolen my writing, and I have yet to actually catch anyone in the act. I am not angry... but I would like it back." He patted the head of the thing, as it sniffed the pot filled with the strong smelling odor.

 

[Paint The Wind]

Ventra fumed, "I'm only gay because YOU cursed me! Simply because I wouldn't go on date with you after the party of 12 BC! You're the jerk, I think you're the one who doesn't deserve to get sexed." Ventra huffed glaring at Dio before grabbing Delphine and Silva's hands. "We're going to FUCK and it's going to be HOT and STEAMY and you're NOT invited." She finished basically foaming at the mouth. Earthquakes could be felt all over the world Safety Hammer P Paint The Wind Rui

Silva was confused. "Uh…okay," she said, not sure about what was happening, but she wasn't going to turn down getting fucked by Ventra who she had had a crush on for about thirty years.

 

[VanRIPPED]

◈ Placido Monin ◈

Placido replaced the cigarette in his mouth, before patting the thing's head. It seemed to enjoy it well enough. He took another sip of his whiskey, noting the thing sniffing at the glass. "You want some?" No change, but it remained as eager as before. He reached behind himself, into a cabinet and took out a large saucepan. He tilted the glass over the pan and a stream of golden alcohol poured out, never becoming less in the glass, yet quickly filling the pot. when it was halfway filled, he pushed to pot closer to Maw's head. "Here you go, it is a bit strong - but then again, so are you." He could not resist a small smile at the beast. So much nicer than people. So much more authentic. He lay his head back against the cabinet, slowly - hissing at the lingering pain, before he closed his eyes and took another sip. "You mightn't have seen a nymph or lesser god sneaking about with a brown leather folio, no? I fear someone might have stolen my writing, and I have yet to actually catch anyone in the act. I am not angry... but I would like it back." He patted the head of the thing, as it sniffed the pot filled with the strong smelling odor.

Maw looked at the stuff before licking at it. Then, he wagged his tail and opened his jaws wide and ate the entire pan of the stuff and shook himself. He blnked all four eyes at the god and tilted his head, someone stole soething? He coud sniff it out! He cheeped and lay his head back in Placido's lap. He wold help him!

 

[A L M O S]

Maw looked at the stuff before licking at it. Then, he wagged his tail and opened his jaws wide and ate the entire pan of the stuff and shook himself. He blnked all four eyes at the god and tilted his head, someone stole soething? He coud sniff it out! He cheeped and lay his head back in Placido's lap. He wold help him!

◈ Placido Monin ◈

Placido sighed as the beast placed his head back down. "Unfortunate... then again, I should not have expected it. They probably just teleport-ed to the nearest publisher and forced it down their throats. They probably have already taken a red pen to it, dissecting it to meet their expectations." He could hear his teeth gnashing together, a shiver running down his spine as he wondered at the monstrosity they will inevitably show the rest of that wasted species. He looked back to the beast, and rubbed his head. "Do you have an owner? or did you wander in here by yourself? Who takes- who should be taking care of you?" He struggled to get out from under Maw, and dusted off his pants. "Shall we go find them?" He took another gulp, grimacing as he felt the blood start to become sticky in his neck, while clumping the hair near the nape of his neck.

 

[FrostXShadow]

((Gonna awkwardly throw myself back in here so my characters don't get lost))

"Will you just shut up Magus" Nekros groaned trying to get away from his annoying brother

"Well your the only one who has been here before, can you at least show me around" Magus pleaded. "Dad said your supposed to watch out for me while we are here" he whined

Nekros growled and stopped in his tracks turning around swiftly pushing his brother against the wall "Listen to me Magus, Just because Father told me to bring you here with me dosent mean our situation changes. I hate you, I will always hate you. You are the embodiment of everything I hate, so you are gonna stay away from me or else I will send you back to Hades. And not in the pleasant way" Nekros spat, he then turned and vanished in a large cloud of black.

Magus slid down on the wall and sat on the ground. He took deep breaths trying to calm his heart rate down. As much as he tries not to show it, Magus was terrified of his brother. Although they were equal in strength, Magus feared that his brother could kill him if he wanted to.

((Anyone open??? I'll fix and color code everything when I get to a computer))