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pfft stereotypes of berserkers (mostly due to plot convenience) not winning stop at the door lol, I still firmly believe if Illya summoned Lancalot instead of Herc the grail would have been good as won. Herc is BL useless and Lancalot got summoned by the biggest looser since Luigi, Ken (Street fighter), Ash Ketchum, and Boruto (Nautro's son)
 
Shirou Emiya said:
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You can have a hug from my Waifu. The King of Heroes permits it. Not sure if she does...

Noxx Hollow said:
pfft stereotypes of berserkers (mostly due to plot convenience) not winning stop at the door lol, I still firmly believe if Illya summoned Lancalot instead of Herc the grail would have been good as won. Herc is BL useless and Lancalot got summoned by the biggest looser since Luigi, Ken (Street fighter), Ash Ketchum, and Boruto (Nautro's son)





 
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To be honest, Berserker is one of the stronger classes after the three knight classes in terms of raw power. I mean, sure, Berserker stats tend to be low, but did you see all these nice skills and NPs they get? They are walking murderhouses, not to mention Mad Enhancement.
 
I had two plates of Mapo Tofu for dinner...


I now think Kitomine is a wimp. 'Terribly spicy?' KISS MY ASS KOTOMINE
 
Alright, just a heads up. @Lazarus and @Gabriel97 are on a cruise ship, correct? If my memory serves me correctly, the place you would (normally) get off at will be about 30 minutes to the opera house (by foot) and if you were a bit far away from Australia @NerdyFox and @SomeStupidWords probably see your cruise ship (well probably only Lancer through Presence Detection) as the only way to the place where the Cruise Ships will stop is near the Oversea Passenger Terminal and the only way in is through east as there's no water to the west. (Well at least not enough for a cruise. And the only beaches are towards the east) and the ferry Beast is on is heading back toward the harbour after a nice trip around the west side of Oversea Terminal (justbusing for reference) so the hijacked (disfunctional) ferry will probably bump into Liam's Cruise and Beast will probably cling aboard so have fun.
 
Will hopefully get to finally summoning Rider and making a post for my Master as well! 


Be sure not to underestimate Caster too much either, give them a bit of time and they'll be quick to make more bodies for themselves to work with, which can certainly work in Team Caster's favor! ;)


Also spooky gatekeeper is much spooky 
 
St Stare said:
Will hopefully get to finally summoning Rider and making a post for my Master as well! 


Be sure not to underestimate Caster too much either, give them a bit of time and they'll be quick to make more bodies for themselves to work with, which can certainly work in Team Caster's favor! ;)


Also spooky gatekeeper is much spooky 





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Kind of creepy, not gonna lie. - Birdsie

MrEvilMexican said:
Alright, just a heads up. @Lazarus and @Gabriel97 are on a cruise ship, correct? If my memory serves me correctly, the place you would (normally) get off at will be about 30 minutes to the opera house (by foot) and if you were a bit far away from Australia @NerdyFox and @SomeStupidWords probably see your cruise ship (well probably only Lancer through Presence Detection) as the only way to the place where the Cruise Ships will stop is near the Oversea Passenger Terminal and the only way in is through east as there's no water to the west. (Well at least not enough for a cruise. And the only beaches are towards the east) and the ferry Beast is on is heading back toward the harbour after a nice trip around the west side of Oversea Terminal (justbusing for reference) so the hijacked (disfunctional) ferry will probably bump into Liam's Cruise and Beast will probably cling aboard so have fun.





 
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As soon as Gilgy figures out there's a Beast at hand, (He already felt the Void Ritual. He's keeping this secret away from his master, feeling like the homonculus is too weak to offer any form of help,) he'll start hunting you down. That's gonna be fun, am I right?
 
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Imagine a Christmas parody in which everyone just does the stuff they usually do on Christmas, including the Heroic Spirits and their Masters... except for Gilgamesh.


Gilgamesh just sits in a corner, grumpily. And then Enkidu-Santa speaks to him directly and tells him that he has to save Christmas. Gilgamesh loads the Gate of Babylon with gifts and goes out to give them all to the children and adults of the world on a festive-decorated Vimana. He makes a sweep across the world and returns happier than ever. He learns the joy of giving gifts to people and Enkidu is summoned from the wishes and happiness of human children, thanks to which Gilgamesh gets to spend one christmas eve with his best friend, and they all party and it's really funny and happy.


And then Gilgamesh knocks on Saber's door, she reaches for Excalibur about to smack him, and then he and Enkidu start singing christmas carols. Then Saber invites them and Gil's master for dinner and everyone in the roleplay sits down at a huge table and everyone feels the holiday cheer.


...


Except this can't happen, because it's not christmas.
 
Birdsie said:
@MrEvilMexican


Imagine a Christmas parody in which everyone just does the stuff they usually do on Christmas, including the Heroic Spirits and their Masters... except for Gilgamesh.


Gilgamesh just sits in a corner, grumpily. And then Enkidu-Santa speaks to him directly and tells him that he has to save Christmas. Gilgamesh loads the Gate of Babylon with gifts and goes out to give them all to the children and adults of the world on a festive-decorated Vimana. He makes a sweep across the world and returns happier than ever. He learns the joy of giving gifts to people and Enkidu is summoned from the wishes and happiness of human children, thanks to which Gilgamesh gets to spend one christmas eve with his best friend, and they all party and it's really funny and happy.


And then Gilgamesh knocks on Saber's door, she reaches for Excalibur about to smack him, and then he and Enkidu start singing christmas carols. Then Saber invites them and Gil's master for dinner and everyone in the roleplay sits down at a huge table and everyone feels the holiday cheer.


...


Except this can't happen, because it's not christmas.
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RIP. That would be a hilarious parody
 
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!


WE'RE GETTING SOME ACTION!!!

MrEvilMexican said:
he speakers on Liam and Assasin's cruise went online. The captain spoke into the microphone.


'Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving on l-----'


A defeaning roar rang throughout the entire cruise, followed by the Captain's screams of terror, and the sounds of limbs tearing from their sockets. A few moments later, a terrible creature, wrapped in masses of tentacles tore through the floor. Beast. It looked around the pathetic room, filled with panicking, disgusting humans. But they were not what the creature was after. He surveyed his surroundings, and finally spotted his target. A western man, who looked to be in his younger years, in some strange human outfit. Beast cared little about human clothing or why they even bothered covering their reproductive organs. OR why people think tentacles to be so.... well... you know...


Assassin.


He spoke the one word. An idiot had sneaked up behind Beast with a knife, and Beast grabbed he fool's head and crushed it. Blood and brain spilled all over the floor, and the headless man fell to the floor, blood still spilling out of his neck, which had been disconnected with his head. Pathetic. They die just by having a piece of them disconnected with the body. Perhaps a servant would pose a bigger challenge? Beast wasn't so sure. He guessed he'd kill the pathetic excuse for a servant with a single blow, maybe two, even.


Beast took a stance on two legs and even bothered to cover the mass of orange bulbs on his right chest using the tendril on his chest as a shield to protect it. @Gabriel97


@Lazarus




 







 







 






 







 
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@MrEvilMexican


I am hoping to see Assassin come up with some awesome tactic to fight Beast. (Assassins are always tricky like that.)


The problem is that even if Assassin wins, he will probably have to kill, or silence everyone on the ship in some way, because the Grail War is meant to be a secret and stuff. Whatever, a fight between two servants will probably destroy the whole cruise anyway. #CollateralDamage


Who do you think will win?

MrEvilMexican said:
RIP. That would be a hilarious parody
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Let's do that when christmas arrives, which is in 10 months... yeah, this roleplay probably won't last long enough... BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS DO A SECOND ONE :D


Fate/Festive Spirits or... nah, I'm bad at these names.
 
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Birdsie said:
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!


WE'RE GETTING SOME ACTION!!!


@MrEvilMexican


I am hoping to see Assassin come up with some awesome tactic to fight Beast. (Assassins are always tricky like that.)


The problem is that even if Assassin wins, he will probably have to kill, or silence everyone on the ship in some way, because the Grail War is meant to be a secret and stuff. Whatever, a fight between two servants will probably destroy the whole cruise anyway. #CollateralDamage


Who do you think will win?


Let's do that when christmas arrives, which is in 10 months... yeah, this roleplay probably won't last long enough... BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS DO A SECOND ONE :D


Fate/Festive Spirits or... nah, I'm bad at these names.
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i'll make a 1x1 in the RP section
 
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