That Lass Over There
Constant Panic
Earth. April 1st, 2017. Several high schools of unspecified nationality.
I hope you enjoyed whatever time you spent there, because you aren't getting back. I think.
You find yourself in a white void, in front of you a black ball that is speaking to you.
"Hero, you have been summoned to another world to be a savior. A cruel practice, but I will help you. Name one thing, and I shall give it to you to the best of my ability. A skill, an item, knowledge..."
"Hero-" The girl in an expensive dress that looked to be about your age came to an awkward pause, gazing around you before continuing. "-es, thank you for answering our call. We need your help to save our race!"
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Oh boy, here it is... Another attempt from me to GM. This is gonna be fun to watch... Oh wait, I'm an actor...
Hello everybody! I'm here without any mind-boggling BBCode to tell you my heart has recovered enough to make me want to sink myself yet again into the S&M role we politely call "God-awful Mother****er", or GM for short.
Did my personality scare you off? No? Okay, that's great. So, to the nitty gritty since you seem to be interested.
- I am only accepting four players. A large group is hard to manage for me, and it also makes it easier for me to be selective in who I accept.
- One character to each player. The only player characters will be heroes unless I get a really super interesting proposition, and everything else is me or temporarily controlled by players. We're on a one-way train track to hell here. (or, well, the demon lord's castle at least.)
- I don't have a minimum post length. I have a minimum post quality. I've seen some of the best posts be one liners and some of the worst be seven paragraphs long. What constitutes quality? How much can be derived, of course. You can go and write a novel, but then people don't have anything to do. They're too meek to tell you you done goofed. Boom. Role play dead.
- This is, in the end, me parodying the ever rising Isekai genre in Japanese entertainment. I don't expect you to know the stuff, but I do appreciate people who would get the truck-san load of jokes and references.
- Big, overpowered characters + no dice = OOC discussion. I expect you to converse about things and point accusing fingers before coming to me with the "that's not possible!" complaint.
- I expect you to follow my word questioningly. Every time I give you the GM shtick and you think something is wrong, sock me in the face with it. Do back down when I say I can't explain though, because it normally means I'm trying to save the integrity of hidden facets of the world and characters.
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