You are in court, and suing the user above you. Give me the stupidest reason why.

"Your honor, he's pretending to be a COD character."
 
"You honor, I'm suing myself because I'm an Itto simp." (True story.)
 
Because they are that one girl who can't speak. (I forgot her name sadly..)
 
Because they- Because their pfp is too cute....
 
(Literally one of my comfort characters in a maid's dress..)
 
Because they know I need to love myself more even though I literally don't deserve self love..-
 
(All my self love is to Itto. /ts [/true story])
 
Until my friend told me that they were only 12...
 

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