Azruduu
feral.
when i was a kid, i wasn't a big eater. my little sister wanted some of the turkey i had made. The last time i had made a small meal for myself, she ate it. so, like the kind brother i was, i ate the whole turkey. that thing was only pones when i was done. literally felt like i'd burst. still, the look on her face was worth it. then i proceeded to be in pain for 45 minutes. absolutely zero regrets.
