Thepotatogod
and it was this big
A lovey dovey moment between two nerdy couples.
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Flip Jester Boy
Professional Shitposter
Waluigi about to smash dat ass
Thepotatogod
and it was this big
*confusion intensifies*
Adorable Monster
The Last Lonely Ghost
Thepotatogod
is busy thinking of intelligent things to confuse others with.
Hall Kervean
Two Thousand Club
She is watching as the chopper pulls away... without her.
Lone wolf, baby.
Lone wolf, baby.
Necromantic
You faker than some Sweet 'N Low
The token rich brat is not impressed
Hall Kervean
Two Thousand Club
Someone just saw their crush looking at pictures of them longingly.
Adorable Monster
The Last Lonely Ghost
A man who is very interested in what smart mouth idiot might try and take him from his rightful place.
Gizaira
Stray Gambler
A demon is wondering why it's raining in hell since there's no weather or climate changes there.
Silverbane
That elf you dream of.
Someone who ordered a Coke, not a Pepsi. About to show the wait staff their displeasure over the locations drink selection.
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
A scrawny elf who had the unfortunate displeasure of having an ugly face just transformed dramatically into the avatar above by getting a door slammed into his face multiple times in a row.
Flip Jester Boy
Professional Shitposter
A vampire loli who's entrancing you to do naughty things to her as the po-po are called to get you in trouble
Adorable Monster
The Last Lonely Ghost
Someone with a very elastic jaw.
Thepotatogod
and it was this big
She couldn't believed her eyes...There's 10 million fire flies in the sky right now.
Gizaira
Stray Gambler
A weird cat alien has found the perfect planet to dominate.
Thepotatogod
and it was this big
Red haired dude scores a perfect in the exam. Blue haired dude's disappointed at him despite this due to him not getting the groceries.
Some1
Number 1
Squirrelman, a supervillain, just got away from a bank robbery with millions of dollars and is gloating in front of the authorities.
Flip Jester Boy
Professional Shitposter
A stone golem awakens from it slumber, only to realize it isn't the future yet because nothing is chrome
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
Chinzzzzzz.
Hall Kervean
Two Thousand Club
Witchcraft and enchanted dolls and everlasting youth and stuff.
Oh, also she kidnapped someone and is probably about to kill them.
Oh, also she kidnapped someone and is probably about to kill them.
Adorable Monster
The Last Lonely Ghost
He is probably enjoying the fact, that as king, he can do just about anything he wants.
Fishman Lord
ULTIMATE AI GOD
She's watching her last beanie baby get stolen by the US Army
Gizaira
Stray Gambler
A black hole that could possibly destroy a few planets is forming before are eyes in glorious HD.
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Karma VS Itona...
Just kidding.
It is an epic duel between two half-brothers. Both are the sons of an ancient ultragod from ancient Greece; known as Sparda. Sparda used to be the leader of the Gods of the Underworld, being even higher than Hades; however the latter beat him in a duel and so; Sparda decided to take revenge. He sealed the underworld and Hades inside, then left and walked the Earth for over 40 days, until he came across the village full of the worshippers of Zeus. The unwitting humans refused to worship him, not knowing of his identity. Sparda felt rejected and deep down, wanted revenge; however, he was too good to harm any innocent humans. But then, he fell in love with one of the women who gave birth to his two sons; Karna and Arjuna.
Somewhere at this point, a magical dog arrived at the village and gave Sparda a magical key. It told him to give it to his most trusted son and that it would lead his child toward victory in a time of need. Remember this later on. It will be important in an upcoming arc of the story, okay?
Either way, their family house wasn't much to look at. It was made out of wood, with neat windows and a second floor. The most notable thing was Sparda's spoon collection that hung on the walls of the damn thing. There was a damn lot of spoons. Enough to melt them into a robotic body, I dare say. Another thing was the enchanted adamantium cage that hung in the living room for some damn reason. No one could remember why it was even there. Like, what the fuck? And you couldn't take it off or break it too, because it was adamantium.
Arjuna was born evil and worshiped Zeus, whilst Karna was a good, upbeat boy with red hair and hailed only his father; Sparda. This gave birth to a brotherly rivalry that lasted for their youthful years. But back to Arjuna and Karna. You see, Arjuna had a command from Zeus; which was to kill his own father for impregnating one of his worshipers. Cause, Zeus likes his booty, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), however, the problem remained that Karna wished to protect his own father. After almost a day full of 1v1 combat, Arjuna won. He stole a magical bow from the Temple of Artemis and used an enchanted god-killing arrow full of divine energy to kill Sparda. The old man cursed his own foolishness, as he predicted this would be the outcome of such a marriage. Regardless, he called for Karna and Karna took the magical key from him.
Karna and Arjuna's mother witnessed the deed and cried in terror, as she took Sparda's hand in his last moments. Sparda showed a glimpse of happiness before taking his last breath. Karna, however, was only enraged beyond fury. He took his father's sword; Star Platinum and attacked Arjuna, who exchanged his bow for a spear called the Timotheus. The two demigods fought each other for hours until they ran out of breath. That was when Arjuna heard another command from Zeus, carried by Mercury, or whatever you want to call him. You know, the guy with floaty boots, right? So, Arjuna took his damn spear and ran toward the town, burning it by throwing Molotov cocktails at it. Karna and his mother were dumbfounded by the psychopath that Arjuna turned into. You could tell that the mofo was taking sadistic pleasure in the deed. And later; when everything burned, Arjuna stood alone among the cinders. And he was all like:
MENACING . . .
But then the shit that hit the fan hit a windmill, as Karna took a laserbeam launcher and blasted Arjuna's face with it. It was so fucking spectacular that the sun itself felt that stuff just got too heated down there, so it made temperature worldwide go down by 30 degrees celsius for roughly ten minutes out of fear that the little humans might die. Thanks, sun!
And so, Arjuna died.
And you might be thinking; b-but... Birdsie-kun~! You forgot about the whole Hades arc and stuff! And here I tell you: No worries. I didn't! Karna said his goodbyes to his mother and decided to go adventuring, because that's what youthful people do in fantasy stories!
So after Karna was done blasting Arjuna in the face, he took his newly acquired spear, bow, sword, and laserbeam launcher and made his way toward the Euphrates river, where he met the arrogant king; Gilgamesh (pictured below,) and his best friend; Enikudu. You see, Gilgamesh and Enikudu were having trouble with some pests; so they asked Karna to help them; and in exchange Gilgamesh would give him a map of the underworld, since he went down there once to become immortal. Karna gladly agreed and the three ventured deep into the Cedar Forests to the south of Ancient Mesopotamia, beyond the Persian Gulf and then they killed the mighty Humbaba, who was the guardian of the Cedar Forest. This attracted the attention of the goddess; Ishtar. She was the goddess of sex... *Karna, Enikudu and Gilgamesh high-five each other* and war *they exchange worried looks.*
So, Ishtar thought Gilgamesh was the most beautiful of the trio and proposed to marry him. He declined, because he didn't like the size of her... uuh... uuh... the size of her... ROAD! Yeah, that's the word I was looking for! *Nervous chuckle* So, Ishtar got mad and started crying as she ran to her dad. Her dad was like: HE WHAT? And he got mad and sent the Bull of Heaven after them. Gilgamesh and Enikudu beat the Bull of Heaven, but not without Karna's help, as he delievered the final blow with his bow. And then Koro-Sensei showed up and made it into sushi, so everyone was happy. Except Enikudu, because Ishtar and her father secretly poisoned the Bull's meat because she was an evil bi**h. Gilgamesh and Karna started lamenting and grieving their lost companion, but then Gilgamesh gave Karna the map like he promised.
PLOT-TWIST: Koro-Sensei was working for Ishtar all along.
So, afterward, Karna took it upon himself to travel to the underworld. There, he met a niceu greato daze priest that asked him for a key to pass through the gate to the underworld. Next to him was the same dog that visited Sparda, but it had three heads. You see, this priest was in-fact Charon; the guardian of the underworld and that dog was Cerberus.
So after they busted the door open, Charon betrayed Karna and awoke Hades from his sleep. Hades was like: "HURR, DURR. YOU'RE A SON OF SPAAARDAAA," and Karna gulped in fear. He got his ass properly thrashed by Hades' hand and the two fought in an epic fight. As a part of the collateral damage; Charon and Cerberus both suffered terrible deaths in lava. Fortunately, using plot-armor, Karna finally beat Hades and sealed him away in a cage made out of adamantium that he found hanging from the ceiling of his house the other day. Remember? But how he moved it? Probably magic.
So Karna was like: "Wait, I just killed a bitch and that made me realize... I'm in the Underworld! Dad's gotta be here somewhere," so he went to look for Sparda. But on his way, he found himself fighting Darth Vader, who took off his mask and said: "KARNA. I AM YOUR BROTHER!" but Karna was like: "Whaaat? Shut up! No way, dude," to which, Darth Vader showed him photos of Sparda's spoon collection and said he melted them into a robotic body for himself. Remember that too? I mentioned it in like the third paragraph of the story. So the two brothers, Arjuna and Karna fought again. But the fight was not fair, because Arjuna had a lightsaber. He chopped off Karna's hand, who retaliated by sticking his foot out in a dishonorable way, which caused Arjuna to fall into a vat of hot acid and burn. He also took the metalic body melted into a new form and the cool lightsaber. You could say he stripped Arjuna from his armaments like Medea strips people of their magic circuits, but then again; this whole story is a reference to something else and I have no idea what I'm saying.
So, then Karna met his dead father and he was like: "DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE!"
And Sparda was like: "No, I'm not, you fucking retard. You're in the underworld."
"Oh, right," Karna replied. "Well, I brought you pocky that you forgot to take with you," he added.
That was when tears formed in Sparda's eyes, as he realized the benevolence of his only, true child. Sparda was a big fan of pocky and couldn't last a day without it... so that's why... that's why his son endured so much fighting and trouble, and travelled so much. Just to see his father and give him a last packet of pockey. *INSERT TEAR-JERKING SCENOGRAPHY*
BUT THEN.
SUDDENLY.
A wind blew away poor Sparda. Karna cried out in shock, as he saw... KARS! NO. IT WAS NOVEL KARS!
Kars was an ancient mayan pillar man homoerotic ultimate lifeform vampire stripper that wished to expand his power by eating, literally, eating magical artifacts. And he did it all for Zeus! Damned Zeus. It seems all evil in this story stems from gods other than Sparda. That was when Kars demanded that Karna give all his shit over, but Karna was like: "NUH-UH" so Novel Kars beat the crap out of him, and did it easily. Karna was left on the floor bleeding, as Kars took all his shit and left. Sparda said his last goodbyes to his son, before returning to the depths of hell where he belonged, and shit. Karna was mad, so he went after Kars.
That's when Karna saw Koro-Sensei, his mother (who took a level in badass,) Gilgamesh, Enikudu's ghost, and a reborn Arjuna who took a level in niceness thanks to character development. Arjuna and Karna had a heart-to-heart where they realized they're brothers and shouldn't be fighting; so the group set out for Mount Olympus!
That's where they met an evil road fairy that haunted the mountains.
Fortunately, they beat it with ease.
Then, they met Kars and his two friends; WHAM and AC/DC.
They beat them with ease too.
Finally, they reached at Mount Olympus. Gilgamesh used Enkidu (a magical chain named after Enikudu) to slaughter all the gods, and then they witnessed Zeus using the magical artifacts to turn into an ultimate being. The group fought Zeus in an epic boss fight and Karna delivered the final blow. Finally, Karna felt happy, as he avenged all his friends; the people at the village, Enikudu, and Sparda. Then they all went out to eat pizza.
THE END
Gizaira
(This is what boredom can do to people.)
Just kidding.
It is an epic duel between two half-brothers. Both are the sons of an ancient ultragod from ancient Greece; known as Sparda. Sparda used to be the leader of the Gods of the Underworld, being even higher than Hades; however the latter beat him in a duel and so; Sparda decided to take revenge. He sealed the underworld and Hades inside, then left and walked the Earth for over 40 days, until he came across the village full of the worshippers of Zeus. The unwitting humans refused to worship him, not knowing of his identity. Sparda felt rejected and deep down, wanted revenge; however, he was too good to harm any innocent humans. But then, he fell in love with one of the women who gave birth to his two sons; Karna and Arjuna.
Somewhere at this point, a magical dog arrived at the village and gave Sparda a magical key. It told him to give it to his most trusted son and that it would lead his child toward victory in a time of need. Remember this later on. It will be important in an upcoming arc of the story, okay?
Either way, their family house wasn't much to look at. It was made out of wood, with neat windows and a second floor. The most notable thing was Sparda's spoon collection that hung on the walls of the damn thing. There was a damn lot of spoons. Enough to melt them into a robotic body, I dare say. Another thing was the enchanted adamantium cage that hung in the living room for some damn reason. No one could remember why it was even there. Like, what the fuck? And you couldn't take it off or break it too, because it was adamantium.
Arjuna was born evil and worshiped Zeus, whilst Karna was a good, upbeat boy with red hair and hailed only his father; Sparda. This gave birth to a brotherly rivalry that lasted for their youthful years. But back to Arjuna and Karna. You see, Arjuna had a command from Zeus; which was to kill his own father for impregnating one of his worshipers. Cause, Zeus likes his booty, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), however, the problem remained that Karna wished to protect his own father. After almost a day full of 1v1 combat, Arjuna won. He stole a magical bow from the Temple of Artemis and used an enchanted god-killing arrow full of divine energy to kill Sparda. The old man cursed his own foolishness, as he predicted this would be the outcome of such a marriage. Regardless, he called for Karna and Karna took the magical key from him.
Karna and Arjuna's mother witnessed the deed and cried in terror, as she took Sparda's hand in his last moments. Sparda showed a glimpse of happiness before taking his last breath. Karna, however, was only enraged beyond fury. He took his father's sword; Star Platinum and attacked Arjuna, who exchanged his bow for a spear called the Timotheus. The two demigods fought each other for hours until they ran out of breath. That was when Arjuna heard another command from Zeus, carried by Mercury, or whatever you want to call him. You know, the guy with floaty boots, right? So, Arjuna took his damn spear and ran toward the town, burning it by throwing Molotov cocktails at it. Karna and his mother were dumbfounded by the psychopath that Arjuna turned into. You could tell that the mofo was taking sadistic pleasure in the deed. And later; when everything burned, Arjuna stood alone among the cinders. And he was all like:
MENACING . . .
And so, Arjuna died.
And you might be thinking; b-but... Birdsie-kun~! You forgot about the whole Hades arc and stuff! And here I tell you: No worries. I didn't! Karna said his goodbyes to his mother and decided to go adventuring, because that's what youthful people do in fantasy stories!
So after Karna was done blasting Arjuna in the face, he took his newly acquired spear, bow, sword, and laserbeam launcher and made his way toward the Euphrates river, where he met the arrogant king; Gilgamesh (pictured below,) and his best friend; Enikudu. You see, Gilgamesh and Enikudu were having trouble with some pests; so they asked Karna to help them; and in exchange Gilgamesh would give him a map of the underworld, since he went down there once to become immortal. Karna gladly agreed and the three ventured deep into the Cedar Forests to the south of Ancient Mesopotamia, beyond the Persian Gulf and then they killed the mighty Humbaba, who was the guardian of the Cedar Forest. This attracted the attention of the goddess; Ishtar. She was the goddess of sex... *Karna, Enikudu and Gilgamesh high-five each other* and war *they exchange worried looks.*
So, Ishtar thought Gilgamesh was the most beautiful of the trio and proposed to marry him. He declined, because he didn't like the size of her... uuh... uuh... the size of her... ROAD! Yeah, that's the word I was looking for! *Nervous chuckle* So, Ishtar got mad and started crying as she ran to her dad. Her dad was like: HE WHAT? And he got mad and sent the Bull of Heaven after them. Gilgamesh and Enikudu beat the Bull of Heaven, but not without Karna's help, as he delievered the final blow with his bow. And then Koro-Sensei showed up and made it into sushi, so everyone was happy. Except Enikudu, because Ishtar and her father secretly poisoned the Bull's meat because she was an evil bi**h. Gilgamesh and Karna started lamenting and grieving their lost companion, but then Gilgamesh gave Karna the map like he promised.
PLOT-TWIST: Koro-Sensei was working for Ishtar all along.
So, afterward, Karna took it upon himself to travel to the underworld. There, he met a niceu greato daze priest that asked him for a key to pass through the gate to the underworld. Next to him was the same dog that visited Sparda, but it had three heads. You see, this priest was in-fact Charon; the guardian of the underworld and that dog was Cerberus.
So Karna was like: "Wait, I just killed a bitch and that made me realize... I'm in the Underworld! Dad's gotta be here somewhere," so he went to look for Sparda. But on his way, he found himself fighting Darth Vader, who took off his mask and said: "KARNA. I AM YOUR BROTHER!" but Karna was like: "Whaaat? Shut up! No way, dude," to which, Darth Vader showed him photos of Sparda's spoon collection and said he melted them into a robotic body for himself. Remember that too? I mentioned it in like the third paragraph of the story. So the two brothers, Arjuna and Karna fought again. But the fight was not fair, because Arjuna had a lightsaber. He chopped off Karna's hand, who retaliated by sticking his foot out in a dishonorable way, which caused Arjuna to fall into a vat of hot acid and burn. He also took the metalic body melted into a new form and the cool lightsaber. You could say he stripped Arjuna from his armaments like Medea strips people of their magic circuits, but then again; this whole story is a reference to something else and I have no idea what I'm saying.
So, then Karna met his dead father and he was like: "DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE!"
And Sparda was like: "No, I'm not, you fucking retard. You're in the underworld."
"Oh, right," Karna replied. "Well, I brought you pocky that you forgot to take with you," he added.
That was when tears formed in Sparda's eyes, as he realized the benevolence of his only, true child. Sparda was a big fan of pocky and couldn't last a day without it... so that's why... that's why his son endured so much fighting and trouble, and travelled so much. Just to see his father and give him a last packet of pockey. *INSERT TEAR-JERKING SCENOGRAPHY*
BUT THEN.
SUDDENLY.
A wind blew away poor Sparda. Karna cried out in shock, as he saw... KARS! NO. IT WAS NOVEL KARS!
That's when Karna saw Koro-Sensei, his mother (who took a level in badass,) Gilgamesh, Enikudu's ghost, and a reborn Arjuna who took a level in niceness thanks to character development. Arjuna and Karna had a heart-to-heart where they realized they're brothers and shouldn't be fighting; so the group set out for Mount Olympus!
That's where they met an evil road fairy that haunted the mountains.
Fortunately, they beat it with ease.
Then, they met Kars and his two friends; WHAM and AC/DC.
They beat them with ease too.
Finally, they reached at Mount Olympus. Gilgamesh used Enkidu (a magical chain named after Enikudu) to slaughter all the gods, and then they witnessed Zeus using the magical artifacts to turn into an ultimate being. The group fought Zeus in an epic boss fight and Karna delivered the final blow. Finally, Karna felt happy, as he avenged all his friends; the people at the village, Enikudu, and Sparda. Then they all went out to eat pizza.
THE END
Gizaira
(This is what boredom can do to people.)
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