Other Weirdest conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?

[Zyrelle]

I love conspiracy theories more than somebody probably should. And i have read about so many different ones that just don’t seem believable to me. What are the weirdest ones you’ve heard? And do you believe in them?

 

[pastelog]

I’ve heard one where Jesus Christ is an alien and created broccoli to give us STDs.

 

[Zyrelle]

I’ve heard one where Jesus Christ is an alien and created broccoli to give us STDs.

This is definitely the best one I’ve ever heard. Can definitely guess a broccoli hater came up with that.

 

[Aerynth]

I love the one that claims that trees don't exist. Yes, you've read that right. Those things that we consider to be trees? They are apparently... wait for it... bushes. I'm not making this one up.

 

[Grim Wraithe Stjerna]

I have heard this more than once, from many different people.
North Dakota is not a real state. It only exists to house military bases to protect us from the Canadians.

The North Dakota Conspiracy

 

[Zyrelle]

I love the one that claims that trees don't exist. Yes, you've read that right. Those things that we consider to be trees? They are apparently... wait for it... bushes. I'm not making this one up.

No way! You’re kidding right? This would’ve been useful information to know before i called them trees in front of everyone, how embarrassing.

 

[Zyrelle]

I have heard this more than once, from many different people.
North Dakota is not a real state. It only exists to house military bases to protect us from the Canadians.

The North Dakota Conspiracy

This one wouldn’t be that far fetched, i have an ex who’s Canadian, she’s an ex for a reason. Canadians do not mess about. Everyone could definitely use some protection from them.

(No offence to anybody....i’m kidding, maybe.)

 

[Abendrot]

That Avril Lavigne was killed in 2003 and has been replaced by a clone.

 

[EphemeralSunshine]

One I keep hearing about is that birds are actually government surveillance drones. I sort of figured it was a meme type thing because it sounds too absurd to actually believe, but either way it makes me laugh.

 

[Crenando]

One I keep hearing about is that birds are actually government surveillance drones. I sort of figured it was a meme type thing because it sounds too absurd to actually believe, but either way it makes me laugh.

Most of these sound like meme-type things.

 

[The Pattern]

Here’s a fairly old one that some people still believe these days: the world is shaped like a pear. The people who believe that are kind of a midway point between regular people and flat-earthers.

 

[gingira]

TimeCube.Online

In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow

timecube.2enp.com

SSS tier conspiracy theory

 

[Vexillarius]

Birds are just flying robots created to spy on us inconspicuously. It's the truth, man.

 

[Corrosion]

I'm still baffled by the fact that some people genuinely believe that Australia doesn't actually exist.

 

[H.J.Granger]

What i find is the most baffling, is the theory that the man missions to the Moon were all fake. Even with all the empirical evidence, the billions of dollars that was spent on the projects to get a man Moon landing. That millions of people world wide still do not believing that the Americans went to the Moon.