USELESS Magical Items

[Jannah]

Bikini armour. (Yes, I went there...)

 

[Lord Knightshade]

A talking wand the gives an advertisement for the shop from which it was purchased after every five spells.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

A feather that lends the holder the ability to sing in the fashion of the bird it came from. It came from a turkey buzzard.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Invisible Bikini Armor. It dissappears once you put it on, and anything you put over it also vanishes.

Watch as everyone laughs at you for going out on quests in full nude.

 

[Kryptic]

Bag of Unholding. A bag that won’t allow anything to be put into it. If you do it shoots back out

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

A gun with unlimited ammo, but it fires nerf darts only

 

[Kryptic]

A sword that avoids being used

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

A bag of kidnapping. It tries to always kidnap you.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Balls of steel.

No really. Its just steel balls.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

I mean, that's not magical nor useless...

 

[vampiriclesbian]

a sword enchanted to only work in the hands of the dead. no, undead don't count. just normal dead

 

[Gundam-kun]

A wand that only works in the hands of Virigns

 

[vampiriclesbian]

A wand that only works in the hands of Virigns

Not useless, disqualified

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

A blouse that weighs you down.

Okay, now that I think about it, this has some use...

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Invincible bikini armor. The armor is invincible, not the wearer.

 

[Sir Fungus]

That’d be interesting to see...

Also a sword that heals.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Invincible bikini armor. The armor is invincible, not the wearer.

(I swear this is a copy of my idea-)

A chestplate that is invincible. The chestplate is invincible. Not the wearer.

 

[Onmyoji]

Arcane Nothing. This item does Nothing.

 

[BoredomIsADrug]

A magic book which can't be read unless its matching glasses are found. All the pages are blank, and the glasses look like any other pair of glasses you can find anywhere.

Gloves that stick to the wearers skin, and will not go away unless lit on fire.

Pencil that only writes on pig skin.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

A Hex-Proof Curse Book. You can learn the spells, but you can't cast them with this.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The Fail Ball

A pokeball that has a 100% fail rate.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Was that a jab at me or was that just a item that you came up with-
A cookbook written in a indecipherable language.

 

[Sir Fungus]

A spell book of spells, but whatever you cast is the exact opposite.

 

[Yhmera]

The bridle of mount summoning... But it only summons the fairy butterfly mount. XD

 

[StrixDesmodus]

Seven inch boots. Much like seven league boots, only every stride you take is seven inches apart.