Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

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Bullying would be a deathmatch.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

y e s

 

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I love how everyone is traumatized right on their first days.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Light: "Why does Hermes seem to... dislike Σταφύλι?"
Artemis: "I propose it is a rivalry between generations, Zeus and Aphrodite may have had separate world views and thus lead to feuds between them. Or it is the differencing elements, one who can fly and one who can swim, one who is the messenger and one who cause mischief. Perhaps it lies within their differencing personality, one who is quiet while the other boisterous. Or maybe even-"
Hestia: "No, no. Herme's is just bi and Σταφύλι is just hot and it makes him mad."
Artemis: "He is upset... over someone's attractiveness?"
Hestia: "You should see them spar in training! Then you'll understand."

*One hour later*
Artemis: "I have this... sudden urge to grant Σταφύλι money. What is this- what is he doing to me? What is this power??"
Hestia: "That's the power of *Jazz hands* seduction."

Σταφύλι: ...
"I'm just throwing punches!"
Hermes: "Not with that tank top you aren't! You planned this!"
Σταφύλι: " IT'S TYPICAL SPORTS WEAR, MAN-"

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

I love how everyone is traumatized right on their first days.

A little bit of trauma is healthy for growing young adults.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Light: "Why does Hermes seem to... dislike Σταφύλι?"
Artemis: "I propose it is a rivalry between generations, Zeus and Aphrodite may have had separate world views and thus lead to feuds between them. Or it is the differencing elements, one who can fly and one who can swim, one who is the messenger and one who cause mischief. Perhaps it lies within their differencing personality, one who is quiet while the other boisterous. Or maybe even-"
Hestia: "No, no. Herme's is just bi and Σταφύλι is just hot and it makes him mad."
Artemis: "He is upset... over someone's attractiveness?"
Hestia: "You should see them spar in training! Then you'll understand."

*One hour later*
Artemis: "I have this... sudden urge to grant Σταφύλι money. What is this- what is he doing to me? What is this power??"
Hestia: "That's the power of *Jazz hands* seduction."

Σταφύλι: ...
"I'm just throwing punches!"
Hermes: "Not with that tank top you aren't! You planned this!"
Σταφύλι: " IT'S TYPICAL SPORTS WEAR, MAN-"

Hermes is just experiencing *omnisexual panics* on the daily and he is hating it

 

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I love how everyone is traumatized right on their first days.

Honestly I just want a break
Dude we haven't even gotten to the sorting yet and shit already hit the fan

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Shit didn¿t just hit the fan, it was like a nuke.

 

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Very much so
Everyone's just questioning their choice in college enrollment

 

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Aulos: "I should've just stuck to community college."

 

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Artemis: Ms. Athena, you're very inspirational to me, but I'd rather not die on the first day here.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Athena is about to be sued by several gods.

 

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To be fair, pretty sure everyone knew what they were getting into.
It's a large school, filled to the brim with gods, who are constantly battling
Makes sense that something like this would happen.

 

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Athena: "By signing this waiver you assume all responsabilty for the following: death, lost of limbs, trauma, curses, being banished by the gods themselves, did I mention death..."

 

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"The school will not be held responsible for everything mentioned above. We can not be held responsible if your child(ren) are sent to the shadow realm."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"Zeus, I think one of your children fried a microwave with lightning."

 

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Hermes is one handful of a child. Have you ever read up on what he did AS A BABY-

Zeus: HERMES, NO-
Hermes, casually turning some old man into stone for trying to snitch on him for stealing Apollo's cattle: :]

 

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Atë who caused a guy to snap his neck from falling off a bull:

 

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Oop-

 

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Hestia: "Okay, everyone! Let's bond a little, what's your fondest childhood memory?"

Light: *[Heavy breathing.]*

 

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Hermes: Let's not bring that up-

 

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Atë: I uh... taught a guy proper bull-riding safety.

 

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Hestia: You people are m e n a c e s-

 

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I feel like they put milk first before cereal.

 

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They're the type of people to drive really loudly at 3AM