Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

[Jaw Breakcore]

"No, wait, he's a goat. It's more traditional."

"If we sacrifice Σταφύλι, we'll get unlimited fish sticks."

"Maybe we'll even find true love!"
"I would like... to find love."
Hikate: *Grabs a net and fishing rod* "Here. Fishy, fishy."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Meanwhile Artemis already hunted down both Aulos and Σταφύλι

Aulos: Artemis, please, there's goodness in your heart, don't let them sacrifice us-

Hestia: DID SOMEONE SAY SACRIFICE?!

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Atë: SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! I mean... In my humble opinion, I believe it's morally wrong. I'll call Athena if this continues.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Artemis: Stfu, you don't have morals and you're not humble.
Σταφύλι: So you're not gonna sacrifice us?
Hestia: *already creating sacrificial fire*

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Light: *Glances between everyone and casually picks up the fish and goat*
"I have required...the two you are searching for. Will they... finger paint with us as well-"
Σταφύλι: *Plays dead*
Light:

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

DED

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aulos is trying to headbutt anyone who gets close to him.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Oof

I can just imagine Artemis trying to invite Aulos to the gardening club
Cut to him 'accidentally' eating a special plant.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Artemis: "Ah, this one is a bit endangered, that's why we keep it here."

Aulos, with a mouthful of plants: "...Endangered?"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Artemis: *hasn't noticed yet* "Yes, endangered. Those plants are perhaps one of the only ones left. But, on the bright side, they're expected to reproduce any day now, so-....Aulos, where are the plants...?"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aulos, slowly spitting out the plants: ...I was watering them!

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Artemis, slowly pulling out her bow and arrows: "..."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aulos: I know it looks bad, but I'm pretty sure they're still fine.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Artemis, raising her bow and aiming at Aulos: ...You'll make perfect game for a round of hunting, YOU LITTLE SHIT-

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Σταφύλι Ships:

Hermes: "Hey, buddy, you wanna go?!"
Σταφύλι : "Yeah, I wanna go, let's go!"
Hermes: "Alright let's go out!"
Σταφύλι : "Go on a date?!"
Hermes: "YEAH C'MON LET'S GO ON A DATE!"

Ares: "I heard you like bad boys."
Σταφύλι: "Yeah and what of it?"
Ares: "I'm bad at everything."
Σταφύλι: ...
"Meet me at eight."

Hikate: *Holding Hestia hostage* "You will never have her!"
Σταφύλι: "And why is that?!"
Hikate: "Because I love you..."
*Hikate, picks up Σταφύλι and runs off*
Hestia: *waving goodbye* "I just can't even-"

Aulos: "I had a bad dream; can I sleep in your bed tonight?"
Σταφύλι : "Sure, why not."
Aulos: "Awe thank, I'm Aulos by the way."
Σταφύλι: "Nice to meet'chu, goodnight."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

HAHAHAHAHAHA-

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Σταφύλι Ships:

Hermes: "Hey, buddy, you wanna go?!"
Σταφύλι : "Yeah, I wanna go, let's go!"
Hermes: "Alright let's go out!"
Σταφύλι : "Go on a date?!"
Hermes: "YEAH C'MON LET'S GO ON A DATE!"

Ares: "I heard you like bad boys."
Σταφύλι: "Yeah and what of it?"
Ares: "I'm bad at everything."
Σταφύλι: ...
"Meet me at eight."

Hikate: *Holding Hestia hostage* "You will never have her!"
Σταφύλι: "And why is that?!"
Hikate: "Because I love you..."
*Hikate, picks up Σταφύλι and runs off*
Hestia: *waving goodbye* "I just can't even-"

Aulos: "I had a bad dream; can I sleep in your bed tonight?"
Σταφύλι : "Sure, why not."
Aulos: "Awe thank, I'm Aulos by the way."
Σταφύλι: "Nice to meet'chu, goodnight."

But-
the character sheets said he's aro-ace

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Atë: *watching their house burn down*
Atë:
Atë: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

But-
the character sheets said he's aro-ace

He is, I just like thinking of the shenanigans that would ensue if he was in a relationship with any of these guys.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Ah, mkay
Speaking of shipping...


















I'm definitely not thinking that Aulos and Artemis would be kinda cute together

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"For the last fucking time, stop eating the grass."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"Aulos, please, Athena's getting fed up with chunks of the lawn being eaten-"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"I just want some good food for the love of gods."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"You could have just asked me, you know...I could have grown whatever you wanted for you..."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"I know... I just don't want to bother you."