The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[Caedes_]

For having big ears

 

[Forevermore]

For earshaming

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not joining my apocalypse

 

[Forevermore]

For trying to recruit me for your apocalypse

 

[Elffri3nd]

For escaping the circus.

 

[Forevermore]

For correctly assuming that I am a clown

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For failing to convince the mobsters.

 

[Caedes_]

For Trying to enjoy a metal spoon

 

[Superfly47]

For disturbing the fish.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For eating moldy crackers

 

[Caedes_]

For being too fluffy

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not starring in the little mermaid.

 

[Nicodemus.]

For acts of violence towards that spoon.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For being a horror show

 

[Voider]

Theft of property, & destruction of property. Why that is, I shall now explain... please help me.

The avatar shows a cat chewing on a spoon. Now, this is most likely not the cat's spoon, as cats do not have any kind of civilization, let alone silverware. The most likely situation is that this cat has stolen a human's spoon; thus "theft of property". That explains the first charge, now onto the second. Due to the chewing, it can be concluded that the cat's teeth are most likely damaging the spoon, possibly to a point where it's either unusable or in bad condition. Thus, the charge for "destruction of property" can be garnered from the available evidence. I rest my case.

Voider's Nonsensical Tangent #9
(or was is #10? (Just checked, it's #9. I'm losing track now, lol.))​

 

[Caedes_]

For being in space

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Venti enough said

 

[Robatansky]

Crimes against mewmanity

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Crimes against caninemanity

 

[Elffri3nd]

For antagonizing the dog.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For siding with the canine arch nemesis !

 

[Elffri3nd]

For not going through the door when you made me open it.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not creating a pet friendly door

 

[Elffri3nd]

For missing the litter box.

 

[Nicodemus.]

Unlicensed use of magic.