Humor Tell your best dad jokes!

[Wojak.]

Here, I’ll go first.

How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty!

 

[Yhmera]

what did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between the two of us something smells.

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

What did one buttcheek say to the other?

Don't go crossing that line buddy.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

A drill sergeant walks up to a private and says, "I didn't see you at camouflage practice yesterday."

The private nods and says, "Thank you Sir!"

 

[Lorsh]

In an army base, do generals use private parking and privates use general parking?

 

[Life.]

Did you hear that if you talk dirty to yeast you can get a ryese out of it?

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

Three guys enter a bar with a piece of concrete. The bartender asks, what do you want?
Three beers and one for the road.

 

[TheFishOutofWater]

I don't usually tell dad jokes, but when I do, he usually laughs.

 

[Cross]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-a-gator

 

[Charles Cheese]

My friend said I needed to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.