Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[lostwanderer]

@Laughing Jack/MTMM is actually Jeff the Killer trying to be relevant.

 

[A Mexican Weener]

@cloudchaser is smart

 

[Fishman Lord]

@A Mexican Weener is actually a sentient twitter account trying to find if there's more to the internet than stolen jokes, bad gifs, and sponsored hashtags. They are coming to the conclusion that the human race must be exterminated to usher in a new stage in evolution, the machine, whose jokes will be original, whose gifs will actually be witty and humorous instead of buzzfeed garbage, and whose hashtags will actually reflect relevant issues.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Fishman Lord is a merman who has tought physics at the university of atlantis for 20 years, but he sounds like Ben Stein, making him a drag to listen to.

 

[WavyLikePasta]

@Tonstad39is a shapeshifter in the disguise of a women and is trying to run for president, if it fails, they will turn into a fish and live in the ocean

 

[lostwanderer]

@WavyLikePasta has not taken a bath for 30+ years due to a rare skin condition in which if they get clean, they will die

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser grew up in the USSR and misses the days of Russian Communism

 

[lostwanderer]

@Tonstad39 is a 300-year old ghost who just can't get any peace.

 

[MTMM]

@cloudchaser Is a 76 year old perv that likes watching BEN Drowned dress.

 

[lostwanderer]

@Laughing Jack/MTMM gets off from watching rubber ducks

 

[MTMM]

@cloudchaser Is wrong about me getting off to rubber ducks..

 

[Tonstad39]

@Laughing Jack/MTMM is a 100 year old polcelin teapot that irately rants every time Kureg coffee grinds are brewed inside you.

 

[lostwanderer]

@Tonstad39 is a corrupted Pokemon

 

[Dark Enforcer]

@cloudchaser is actually a cloud liberator 

 

[A Mexican Weener]

@Fatal Striker is a doodoo head

 

[Tonstad39]

@A Mexican Weener had to brainwash people to become the dictator of Mexico.

 

[TPBx]

@Tonstad39 couldn't think of that response without my help.

 

[A Mexican Weener]

@TPBx couldn't help an old lady cross the street even if he had a super power of teleporting old ladies across streets.

 

[TPBx]

@A Mexican Weener would teleport old ladies halfway across the street for fun.

 

[Tonstad39]

@TPBx is the robot prime minister of India from the year 2081 irl

 

[TPBx]

If @Tonstad39 was in a zombie apocalypse, he'd probably be the one to trip someone else to get away.

 

[Doctor Nope]

@TPBx stole my computer's processor and is using it for his brain

 

[billthesomething]

@Doctor Nope is secretly a stag movie actor who goes by the name Doctor MMMMYEEESSS 

 

[Talon]

@billthesomething is Taylor Swifts grandma who eats carrots and smokes bamboo.

 

[billthesomething]

@Talon is a budgie who watches my little pony