Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Suum]

Flowiest D is actually the secret brother of Voldemort, but nobody nose.

 

[Flowiest D]

Suum ate Voldemorts nose after a butterbeer bender.

 

[Suum]

Flowiest D is the apprentice of Saruman the Wise and created the first ever Uruk Bai.

 

[Flowiest D]

suum actually believes it’s butter.

 

[Cinder_Rabbit]

Draws tiny faces face on fruit before eating it so that he/she feels almighty and ruthless at the same time as receiving a healthy dose of fructose

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

This person was swallowed whole by a giant Bengal tiger and survived, she/he then was taught to kill pigs with magic at age 4. When the farmers found out of the death of their pigs, the death created by this person, she/he went to a prison for kids, where she/he was beaten with a steel banana every day. When she/he left jail she/he went to school, where she/he successfully murdered the headmaster.

 

[Flowiest D]

The person above me is actually Obama just trolling people.

 

[zachie mel]

the person above eats cat meat at chinese resterants

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

The person above me is an old man who has a pet penguin and rickrolls people, does online dating and is famous for playing football (Soccer if you be an American) with a hamster instead of a ball.

 

[zachie mel]

The person above me is an old man who has a pet penguin and rickrolls people, does online dating and is famous for playing football (Soccer if you be an American) with a hamster instead of a ball.

i dont like penguins)) the person above is a dog trying to climb a tree on halloween

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

The person above me is a French poodle!

 

[zachie mel]

the person above me is a circus clown with a wedgie

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

(lol Lie War)

 

[Haz.]

The person above me knows a lot about science.

(You filthy heretic.)

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

The person above me knows that I am the Poodle King and he is my servant who will gladly get eaten by a snake by my orders!

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Took all of my street tacos inside. Made them house tacos.

 

[Archtoddler]

CastoffCaptain is always mad at fog

 

[MegaGoatBabe]

PSA: Definitely saw Archtoddler trip over a plant and then curse it out in front of an elementary school field trip yesterday

 

[StaceyAnimeKpopFan37]

MegaGoatBabe totally turned into a goat and butt butted (say THAT 5 TIMES FAST) the president

 

[Troldmand]

Claims to be 37 but is -- in fact -- no older than 16.

 

[StaceyAnimeKpopFan37]

Claims to be 37 but is -- in fact -- no older than 16.

try 5 LOL

claims to be a jinx but isn't...

 

[Cameron Onfroy RiP]

I saw StaceyAnimeKpopFan37 sacrifice the heart of a bear for BTS in some sort of dancing ritual with flashy lights and messy dancing without any mercy. Pretty dark stuff.

 

[Archtoddler]

Cameron Onfroy RiP was trapped in a freezer in a jet as a baby, and now he is afraid of ice cream and flying

 

[MegaGoatBabe]

Archtoddler is actually Ghengis Khan, they just managed to find the fountain of youth and some really good botox.

 

[Archtoddler]

MegaGoatBabe is actually a character from a Charlote's Web and Pinoquio Crossover where a pig is turned into a real girl