Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Mossino]

@Mossino has killed everyone on earth, at least three times.

but thats true.


@Pluslex Is actually a prosecutor, not a defense attorney.

 

[AnimeGenork]

@Mossino lives like the cats in Warriors, building a nest out of moss to sleep in.

 

[Tonstad39]

@AnimeGenork is a fundamentalist Muslim who lives a meager life in Cairo, Egypt

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

@Tonstad39


Is literally made out of boxes. 

 

[C o w a r d]

@LennyTheMemeGod


Hates all memes.


I went there.

 

[AnimeGenork]

I am not @C o w a r d's onee-chan

 

[Lappi]

I am not @C o w a r d's onee-chan

@AnimeGenork has a pink butterfly tattoo

 

[AnimeGenork]

@Yappi is the actor who played Gimli in Lord of the Rings and Sallah in the Indiana Jones movies.

 

[Tonstad39]

@AnimeGenork did the voice acting for princess of Laputa as a kid.

 

[NightLight]

@Tonstad39


Literally busted into my house and took my cat. 

 

[AnimeGenork]

@NightLight is Aphrodite, and is therefore so incredibly beautiful the minds of humans explode when they look upon them.

 

[FTR]

@AnimeGenork has a life size statue of Leon Trotsky made entirely of ceramic ball bearings in their shower 

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pumpkin Spice Cyanide is masterbating to this comment (yeah, I went there!)

 

[FTR]

@Tonstad39 is too busy rewatching season 2 of Sea Hunt while drawing realistic portraits of Dick Cheney's right knee to realize they spelled masturbating* wrong 

 

[avira]

@Pumpkin Spice Cyanide is, in fact, not toxic

 

[lostwanderer]

@avira eats foot fungus mixed with garbage

 

[AnimeGenork]

@cloudchaser is actually Josh Grelle, who played Zen Wistalia in the Akagami no Shirayuki-hime English dub.

 

[IctoraPost]

@AnimeGenork has actually never watched anime.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost is a bodybuilder irl

 

[A Mexican Weener]

@Tonstad39 is a *@&#>#*×*#&×<×@&>@×&@_×&@*×*×*(××((÷(÷=[$>=><><>×>>×>++++16+72>&÷*×>××[[÷>÷*÷*÷#&^^%%@%@^×^×<×<&-#&*@*@*@*÷^÷>÷>÷*÷*÷&÷*×[×(×[×[×(×(÷(#>÷>×<×_×_×__×_×<×>×>×[×*×*×>×>×>×>×! You know what I'm sayin?

 

[IG42]

@A Mexican Weener was actually making a compliment

 

[Tonstad39]

@IG42 keeps a shrine of barrack Obama in his basement.

 

[Trust]

@Tonstad39 once followed the wrong guide for "FUN"

Spoiler

Fire


Uranium


No survivors

 

[A Mexican Weener]

@Trust (no longer online) once stubbed his toe and he only cried for 20 minutes

 

[Trust]

@Trust (no longer online) once stubbed his toe and he only cried for 20 minutes

She**


AND THAT IS A COMPLETE LIE!!


It was only 17 minutes ;-;


[SIZE= 14px]@A Mexican Weener once power-hosed their dog to death, then resurrected it with necromancy, before repeating the process again to check if they could still perform a resurrection on an already resurrected thing.[/SIZE]


[SIZE= 14px]It didn't work. [/SIZE]