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I feel like this title is self-explanatory, so......
Feed me your most mind-numbing idiotic things, go!
Feed me your most mind-numbing idiotic things, go!
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The majority of Twitter. Dear lord. Trying to use that website actually worsened my mental health. I don't want to dig into anything specific, because a lot of it is rather controversial, so I'll just bring up this one time I actually saw a dude try to argue why women shouldn't have rights.
My guy.
Please shut up and never talk again.
Lol this is literally the white equivalent of the whole melanin theory thing these people like to argue aboutI, um, once saw a forum post arguing that white people were superior because heaven was literally just up in the clouds and white people's skin would reflect sunlight better.
I, um, once saw a forum post arguing that white people were superior because heaven was literally just up in the clouds and white people's skin would reflect sunlight better. In the same post, the guy also said that Jesus was *obviously* white because that would have made him stand out and let everyone know he was special. I guess he'd never heard of the Romans.
Also once saw an article that started by saying that if you were on the toilet when the rapture happened Jesus wouldn't come for you because he didn't want to smell your poop. It then went on to advertise a rapture-safe, Jesus-themed toilet featuring am portrait of the big J himself staring at you while you take a leak. I thought it was satire until about halfway through.
Sometimes I'm embarrassed to admit I share a religion with these people.
I saw a post on Twitter where someone got offended over a pen not being a certain color. It was just a normal, black pen that someone Decorated with sparkly black tape, and it looked really cool and aesthetic.
But the point is: someone started a fight over a pen.
A blipping pen.
my mind immediately went to this
No context just:
Damn, that's hard to believe lolWhen you've trolled around the internet for long enough, the stupidest thing seems to be that creatures that created the internet are the same ones responsible for making sure weapons of mass destruction don't end the world.
Honestly though!Modern day politics. It's got the same feel as kids in elementary school discussing things in an attempted serious manner.