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Hmm, I have a feeling we're going to be needing a character or two genuinely devoted to the HarpsiCorp vision (at least, at first). I think with the understanding that Aperture has both nearly perfected warp technology and effectively created eternal life, the desire to work for them and be a part of creating the "next best thing" would be powerful for any scientist.First!
Part of me wants to make an Apeture scientist concerned with the whole spare-cloning process. I'd have them follow the team and assess their functionality so they can send diagnostic reports back to office. With only their passion for science, any amount of debt is worth it in the pursuit of Apeture Science!
(And now back to our scheduled programming)
The other part of me wants to make a Lynx character just to rise to the challenge of making their job interesting! Perhaps a stock-checker, who catalogues what equipment the deep-rockers use and chastises them when they return them damaged or not at all. But then beneath the facade of a strangely-loyal employee we have someone digging into HarpsiCord's data and logistics, desperately searching for something...
I can totally see my scientist being absolutely in love with the scope of the projects they'd be dealing with. A sort of workaholic hyper-fixation personality, with a general happy-go-lucky demeanour to offset the more dark or distressing tones we'll undoubtedly be dealing with.Hmm, I have a feeling we're going to be needing a character or two genuinely devoted to the HarpsiCorp vision (at least, at first). I think with the understanding that Aperture has both nearly perfected warp technology and effectively created eternal life, the desire to work for them and be a part of creating the "next best thing" would be powerful for any scientist.
Exactly, it'd be fun to explore (and be surprised by) what can and can't be done from behind a desk. Hell, I could even be live tech-support for our away teams and prove most unhelpful.I also like that you're running with the "desk jockey" thing, I agree that that would be a creative challenge, but there's a quote somewhere about how monotonous true evil can be. A man at a desk with a pen and sensitive information is very powerful in the right or wrong situations.
I agree. I'm leaning more towards the first idea simply because I'm uncertain how much rp content a Lynx employee will actually be able to interact with. If we could discuss goals and plots a little before I make my decision, I'd rest a little easier knowing I made the right choice.The first is probably more "fun", but the second would be very interesting to see played out.
Me personally, I'd argue that it is. There's several excellent philosophical thought-experiments that touch upon the potential eternal continuation of life and what that means for the identity of the individual.Also, I guess it's a bit of a philosophical matter whether or not spares are "eternal life", but HarpsiCorp pays you to think, not philosophize.
Absolutely! A bit more lore on attire and equipment to aid with CSes and visualizing and I'll get into the meat of it with you all.If we could discuss goals and plots a little before I make my decision, I'd rest a little easier knowing I made the right choice.
Me personally, I'd argue that it is.
What I'm hearing is Ocean's 11 - Heist Time.Say, a miner finds a big ol' vein of precious metal, and decides to keep it to himself and not mark it on his report. Normally, that would be caught by the people in the offices and that employee would be terminated. But perhaps not if the one in the office is getting a cut. From there, if they want to do anything with it, they need to sell it outside of the HarpsiCorp network, which means hiring a pilot, which... You see where I'm going with this? Unless they all want to sit exactly where they are and drown in debt for eternity, they can't work alone.
Everyone innately has a common goal: get out of debt, which is practically impossible through normal means. Whether they want to help other people along the way, who knows?
This was a wild ride. I cannot wait to see what you cook up for this RP.
Assuming you mean a Lynx engineer, that sounds great! Plenty of work-related hazards to go around that could kill someone.oh heck, im late!
personally i had the concept of an engineer who frequently takes dangerous risks with their work and ends up creating a lot of Spares, which would definitely be interesting with all of this ethics going on : O
yeah, thats basically it! (by complete coincidence, i started getting back into Shipbreaker just a few days before this was announced, so im feeling pretty inspired lol)Assuming you mean a Lynx engineer, that sounds great! Plenty of work-related hazards to go around that could kill someone.
It looks good for the most part, but I'm going to be honest, twenty-one thousand spares is.... A lot. She would probably be terminated if she was that much of a liability.alrighty, got my CS in!
ah heck i miscalcuted! one secIt looks good for the most part, but I'm going to be honest, twenty-one thousand spares is.... A lot. She would probably be terminated if she was that much of a liability.
Sure, it earns HarpsiCorp a lot of money via her debt, but that's all if she can pay it back, which is doubtful at best.
Do you think we can maybe keep her number of spares in the triple digits? 21k is just.... Wow
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Great. 300-something is much much better - Still about one death every ten days, which is a lot of deaths, but not so many that you'd be terminated. She would be a valued employee for her dedication to the vision. I'm excited to see what you do with someone who has died so many times. Maybe some were quick, maybe not so much. Maybe she's died from the same thing 100 times. Super cool.alright, dialed it back
I have a question about this whole spares business: If each day there is an attempt to charge our accounts for the debt we owe, and this causes us to get killed and charged an extra spare as punishment, then surely employees would be racking up 365 spares a year minimum?It looks good for the most part, but I'm going to be honest, twenty-one thousand spares is.... A lot. She would probably be terminated if she was that much of a liability.
Sure, it earns HarpsiCorp a lot of money via her debt, but that's all if she can pay it back, which is doubtful at best.
Do you think we can maybe keep her number of spares in the triple digits? 21k is just.... Wow
I'm not sure I understand the question. There is only one minimum spare, as HarpsiCorp finds it easier to just put you in a body with all the implants already in it rather than surgically inserting them and risking death anyway. After that, you only get a spare if you somehow die in the line of work. If you die outside of work hours, you can also get another spare for an increased charge.I have a question about this whole spares business: If each day there is an attempt to charge our accounts for the debt we owe, and this causes us to get killed and charged an extra spare as punishment, then surely employees would be racking up 365 spares a year minimum?
I understand all that, let me rephrase.I'm not sure I understand the question. There is only one minimum spare, as HarpsiCorp finds it easier to just put you in a body with all the implants already in it rather than surgically inserting them and risking death anyway. After that, you only get a spare if you somehow die in the line of work. If you die outside of work hours, you can also get another spare for an increased charge.
When an employee is "terminated", their genetic sequence is removed from the Everwork system and all HarpsiCorp technology in their current body is deactivated. Perhaps I should've explained that in lore, but I planned to do so very early in-character.
I understand all that, let me rephrase.
"PAYMENTS ARE DUE BY 0800 HOURS EVERYDAY.
FAILURE TO PROVIDE PAYMENT WILL RESULT IN SUBSEQUENT TERMINATION.
WELCOME TO HARPSICORP. GET TO WORK."
This is from the interest check. You say termination here, but I assume you mean we get vaporised one time if we can't pay at 0800 hours.
So, assuming this is the case, all of us would get killed at 0800 hours each day for our continued debt to Harpsicord. As this doesn't count as being "in the line of work", we would get charged for the spare generated each day.
Following the math, that's 365 spares a year. For our beloved manager Frank, that would mean he has generated at least 16790 during his career based entirely on debt-spares. Oh, and that doesn't include the one you get for free.
Just wondering if this was intentional or if I've found a funny loophole already![]()
But it's impossible to pay off your debt, right? So wouldn't you get terminated immediately?No, that is not the case. That means that if you miss a payment, you'll be fired and left with the rest of your debt to deal with otherwise. Termination does not mean they kill you. Termination in the traditional job sense.
They don't expect you to pay off your debt in one sum. Do you pay off your mortgage all at once? You take a (large, if not entire) portion of your paycheck to pay off your debt. There is a minimum required payment every day, which will be expanded upon in-character, but you can pay off as much as you want, if you have it.But it's impossible to pay off your debt, right? So wouldn't you get terminated immediately?
Ahh, now it makes sense. Alright, that's perfect thanks!They don't expect you to pay off your debt in one sum. Do you pay off your mortgage all at once? You take a (large, if not entire) portion of your paycheck to pay off your debt. There is a minimum required payment every day, which will be expanded upon in-character, but you can pay off as much as you want, if you have it.