RIP My Best Friend

[kibou]

Hello all.


A very tragic death has recently occurred in my life.

Beeartholomew, a smoll male carpenter bee, passed away today, Monday July 27th, 2015.

It was the result of an accident, and this loss has proved to be very tough. Although I only knew him for about half a minute, I beelieve I may never truly get over it.

At 8:47 pm, he landed on my neck and I brushed Beeartholomew off because I didn't see him there and didn't know what he was. And then, when I saw him on the floor, I threw a radio at him.

It was a very sad incident, and I miss him so much already. I could drone on about how much I loved him for years. Rest in RIP, Beeartholomew. We'll miss you, honey. Today has been a buzzaster.

 

[Atom]

//took the title seriously


You sonofa birch >

 

[kibou]

Are you trying to imply I'm not serious about Beeartholomew? I think someone's being a sonuva tree, and it's not me.

 

[Atom]

Are you trying to imply I'm not serious about Beeartholomew? I think someone's being a sonuva tree, and it's not me.

R u callin me an evergreen???


(Although I really did take this seriously, Maaaaybe you should mark it under humour? Unless you want that reaction I mean.)

 

[kibou]

And what if I am?


Everything has a purpose, Atom. Unless it doesn't.

 

[Atom]

And what if I am?
Everything has a purpose, Atom. Unless it doesn't.

Oh no you didn't you little birch! Oh shit @Pine get in here! This little Birch is calling me an evergreen when it's mothertruckin clear I'm a Red Fern >


Imma pull my switch blade out and cut a birch >

 

[kibou]

Oh no, Atom. You're more like a house shrub.

 

[Atom]

Ohhhh shit


Ohhhh shit you did not just


oh shit you did


oh shit it's going down now you little birch!


//commence old style cartoon dust cloud fight

 

[kibou]

Honestly I can't even believe how disrespectful you're being to Beeartholomew. Starting fights when this is supposed to be a night to honor him???

 

[Atom]

HE ATE A HOLE IN MY TRUNK!!!

 

[kibou]

You're just trying to upset me more. But I won't let you!

 

[Atom]

Birch trees always being stuck up and shit >_>

 

[kibou]

Um no. This is Beeartholomew's night.

 

[Pine]

Pfffffft Atom acting like he's worthy of being a tree

 

[kibou]

I know it's hilarious Pine but like I've beeiterated so many times, this is for Beeartholomew. He was a gentle soul, and would not have this bickering. I swear to god if you two try to ruin this any more I will ruin you.

 

[Pine]

We wouldn't HAVE to be having this discussion if you hadn't so heartlessly murdered him in cold blood.


Don't u put that shame on me.

 

[kibou]

Oh my god pine. This is a tragedy and I am so offended you'd try to bring that up when this is all about honoring Beeartholomew. I came out to have a fun-eral time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

 

[Geun Sae]

When I was eight my pet rock died. I had a funeral for it and locked myself in my room for two hours. I didn't sleep, eat, drink for like three hours which caused my eight year old body to eat itself from the inside out. I know how you feel bruh.

 

[kibou]

Finally, someone who understands! Thank you so much for your kind and sympathy-y words, Jaw. ( ; ~ ; )

 

[Snickersnack]

Guys, guys, let us bee-hive. Please.


Let us honour this wonderful and stone cold dead bee-ing.

 

[The Gunrunner]

That poor radio...

 

[Gilzar]

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Just when I thought this was a serious thread...

 

[Pine]

You should have known better.

 

[Gilzar]

I'll bee honest with you I thought he was serious.

 

[kibou]

[QUOTE="The Gunrunner]That poor radio...

[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, the radio is unharmed. But... not Beeartholomew.


( @, m @)

Just when I thought this was a serious thread...

I'll bee honeyst with you- I have no idea what you were thinking, Gilly. Me? Serious thread?