Probably not a bad idea to store all my characters in a thread. (Feel free to give feedback)

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I'm just gonna use this to store a whole bunch of old character sheets because it gets aggravating to go back throigh all these old rps to find them.

Feel free to give feedback. There's a good chance I won't listen but if completely ripping into other people's characters makes you feel good then by all means go ahead.q

Contents

-Mayhem Annabelle Rachel-

-Jensen "Jens" Wildier-​

 

[BackSet]

• Basic Info
• Personal
• Physical
• Fluff

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  Name: Mayhem Annabelle Rachel
  
  Nicknames: May (this is how he prefers to be called)
  
  Age (anywhere from 18 to 23): 20
  
  Eye Color:
  
  Hair Color: Blond
  
  Lawyer Type (are you a defense attorney or a prosecutor): Prosecutor
  
  
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  Gender: Male
  
  Sexuality: Unspecified.
  
  High Concept: Crossdressing genius prosecutor.
  
  Personality: Mayhem Annabelle Rachel will kill you if you call him by that name. It’s May and so what if that’s a girls name. You want a girl well here you freaking go! Aside from outbursts like this related to his name, May is a rather calm person. He will do his best to restrain himself when he feels like having an outburst. He’s usually calm under pressure but sometimes the antics of the courtroom get to him and he is completely exasperated. His insecurity regarding his name has resulted in him crossdressing.
  
  
  History: Mayhem Annabelle Rachel was born to a family of stage magicians. They figured that if they gave him a stage name from birth he’d be more inclined to become a magician. It didn’t work. Instead May decided to become a lawyer, which he considered a more honorable profession than ridiculous parlor tricks. He also developed insecurities regarding his name. Nice going mom and dad.
  
  
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  Items:
  
  
  -Cell Phone: Standard issue smartphone. Nothing uber fancy about it.
  
  
  -Deck of Cards: The only thing he has that connects him to his parents. He’s tried to get rid of it. Somehow it keeps coming back. Likes to absentmindedly shuffle it.
  
  
  
  
  -Satchel: He may dress like a girl but it’s still a satchel! He carries stuff in it.
  
  
  Skills:
  
  
  -Parlor Tricks: May still remembers some of the old tricks his parents taught him.
  
  
  -Pattern Recognition: Amazingly good at finding patterns in things.
  
  
  -Body Language Analysis: Carefully analyzes people for various ticks indicating emotions.
  
  
  Weaknesses (say, what would you happen to consider a weakness):
  
  
  -Insecure About His Name: May is super, super insecure about his name. He tries his best to contain it but it will usually result in an outburst if he’s called by his full name.
  
  
  -Handwriting: His handwriting is atrocious. Good thing most people don’t use handwritten letters and documents anymore.
  
  
  
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  Quote(s):
  
  
  “I told you to call me May!”
  
  
  “Ladies and gentlemen of the court, please direct your attention to this picture of the crime. You should see that the defense’s argument is absolutely ridiculous.”
  
  
  “So what if May’s a girls name! Shut up!”
  
  
  “Not so fast. You forget that the murder weapon was not, in fact, this knife, as you just proved five minutes ago.”
  
  
  “You’ve dug your own grave.”
  
  
  Theme Song (optional) (does your character have a theme song):
  
  
  Other (optional) (anything else we need to know): He likes crossdressing, just in case it's not clear.
  
  

 

[BackSet]

Name: Jensen “Jens” Wildier
Race: Hylian
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Occupation: Gear Shop Employee, Thief

Powers (non racial non magic non skills): none
Abilities (racial): none
Magic (self explanatory): none
Skills (anyone can learn these):

Sleight of Hand: due to years of living on his own he’s quite good at nabbing things without people noticing.

Clockwork Tinkering: Jens dabbles in clockwork tinkering and is pretty good, all things considered.

Sneaking and Acrobatics: Jens is pretty good at jumping over things and slipping under things to sneak past people. He’s also good at keeping silent and keeping to the shadows.

Marketing: As part of his job he has to be good at persuading people to buy stuff. This can also work the other way around with him being able to get the best deals from other places.

Weapons:

Short Sword: A short 15’’ sword that Jens isn’t particularly skilled at using.

Spoiler: Short Sword

Equipment:

Rope: Jens carries rope because it’s useful for a lot of things. Be it dragging something heavy or tripping someone up.

Clockwork Beetle: A Strange little contraption Jens built that can be used to grab stuff.

Spoiler: Beetle

Picto Box: It was a birthday gift from Fred. He hasn’t used it much but he doesn’t want to get rid of his first ever birthday gift.

Spoiler: Picto Box

Other Items:

His pouch: It’s where he keeps stuff.

Flute: Look, he gets bored sometimes, okay.

Paper: It can be useful.

Appearance: Jens is tall and lanky with messy blonde hair and pale skin. He wears a more or less normal white tunic with a hole or two and Black trousers. His age is somewhere in the range of 16-18 but it’s hard to tell, Jens himself doesn’t even know. He wears sensible boots and necklace with a gear on it, a symbol that he works for the Rusty Gear.
Personality: Jens is kind of Weird. At first he seems stoic and unapproachable but he’s actually really friendly. It’s a bit jarring, really. Some of his comments can come off as mean spirited and others as adorable. He’s like a walking mass of contradictions. He rather enjoys pilfering things but only small objects now to avoid being caught by his adoptive father figure, Fred Gordino. He also rather enjoys messing with the guards, often dropping things on their heads from rooftops and dashing off without being noticed.
History: Jens has been living on the street as long as he remembers. He doesn’t know his age. He pilfered and stole for ages, just trying to survive. Until one day he killed someone. It was an accident. He had just been running away from an angry butcher when he ran into a dead end. He had no choice but to jump the butcher, who then accidentally chopped himself with his own meat cleaver. To this day he has never forgotten this moment and it’s one of his most well guarded secrets. Eventually he was adopted by Fred Gordino, the owner of a gear shop, a shop that sells clockwork inventions, called the Rusty Gear. The Rusty Gear was kind of like a tavern except it didn’t sell food. Many people just go there to hang out and talk. Now Jens works in this shop but he still can’t quite stop thieving. He likes it, but it’s only small stuff now.

Theme Song (optional):
Quote(s) (optional):

“*thinking* I can’t hear you over the sound of me emptying your pockets.”

“Hello sir, would you be interested I'm hearing our great deals on Clockwork Pets?”

“No, I’m not a thief. I’m just a normal guy like you.”

“12 green rupees and a piece of string is sort of a waste of my talent.”

“*snickering* I got him good.”

“Hmm. This is good but it’s still got some bugs. Because it’s a beetle. I crack myself up sometimes.”

Other (optional):