PINE'S VANITY THREAD

[Pine]

ALRIGHT MAGGOTS LISTEN UP


TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT?


NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO KISS MY ASS FOR IT


SO


HERE'S RPN'S VERY OWN ONE-OF-A-KIND BRAND SPANKING NEW THREAD WHERE YOU GET TO STROKE MY EGO UNTIL IT PURRS


I AM ACCEPTING GIFTS OF ALL KINDS


FROM WOOD POLISHING TO SHINE MYSELF


TO BLOOD SACRIFICES TO PERFORM SATANIC RITUALS


IT COULD BE ANYTHING


POST BELOW TO GIVE ME YOUR HEART


YOUR LITERAL HEART

 

[DescriptedEnd]

Well, you said anything...


//cuts you in half with a chainsaw


(Happy birthday ovo!!)

 

[Alice Ivy Macintyre]

//chucks cookies at you and grins


HAPPY FUDGING BIRTHDAYYYYYYY :3

 

[Pine]

*SHRIEKS*


THAT'S NOT A GIFT AT ALL


so r00d


(thank thanks)

 

[Life.]

I GIVE YOU MY SOUL PINE-CHAN! A MERE BLOODY ORGAN IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU! THOU DESERVES SOMETHING WITH FEELINGS, MEANING AND LIFE!

 

[Snickersnack]

Happy Birthday Pine!


Yes, that's how I picture you acting on your birthday.(*^*)

 

[Pine]

@DescriptedEnd[/URL] this is how REAL people give gifts


autobiography i am officially taking ownership of your soul this is canon


(thanks guys kissu kissu )

 

[Life.]

YES PINE-CHAN WHATEVER YOU SAY


SHALL I SABOTAGE SOMEONE FOR YOU NOW? OR SHALL I ELIMINATE A CERTAIN GOAT YOU KNOW?

 

[Pine]

YES PINE-CHAN WHATEVER YOU SAY
SHALL I SABOTAGE SOMEONE FOR YOU NOW? OR SHALL I ELIMINATE A CERTAIN GOAT YOU KNOW?

SOON, MY MINION


SOOOOOOON

 

[Alice Ivy Macintyre]

I already gave my soul to SpecVec... Oops.

 

[Life.]

SOON, MY MINION
SOOOOOOON

YES PINE-SENSEI

 

[Captain Hesperus]

Here.

Now don't say I never gif you anything....


Captain Hesperus

 

[Pine]

[QUOTE="Alice Ivy Macintyre]I already gave my soul to SpecVec... Oops.

[/QUOTE]
i mean i'm willing to share

[QUOTE="Captain Hesperus]Here.

Now don't say I never gif you anything....


Captain Hesperus

[/QUOTE]
(o????)?


Thanks, Cap'n!


This gif will go nicely with the welcome mat.

 

[Captain Hesperus]

(o｀･ω･)ゞ


Thanks, Cap'n!


This gif will go nicely with the welcome mat.

That's not what I told you to call @welian...


Captain Hesperus

 

[Alice Ivy Macintyre]

//nods slightly


You and SpecVec will have to share then.


//gives you my soul


You get it this week, Pine. Be careful.

 

[Pine]

@welian[/URL]...
Captain Hesperus

I am but a humble cabin boy.

[QUOTE="Alice Ivy Macintyre]//nods slightly
You and SpecVec will have to share then.


//gives you my soul


You get it this week, Pine. Be careful.

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( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧

 

[DemonKitten]

Well this post is pretty gruesome... Why wasn't Demon invited Earlier?


Destroys a whole planet so that the particles form Happy Birthday, Pine

 

[Pine]

Well this post is pretty gruesome... Why wasn't Demon invited Earlier?
Destroys a whole planet so that the particles form Happy Birthday, Pine

Oh no, but your gift was so sweet.

 

[DemonKitten]

I thought one sacrifice couldn't cut it

 

[NickOnTheReg]

Happy birthday!!!! *bows down and praises* All hail the great and all mighty pine!

 

[Pine]

I thought one sacrifice couldn't cut it

Indeed.


So thoughtful.

Happy birthday!!!! *bows down and praises* All hail the great and all mighty pine!

<(￣︶￣)>


(thank thank)

 

[The Dark Wizard]

I give to you the prettiest vase.


Its unique shine comes from the fact that the material was created from the grinding and reforging of the bones of several of your enemies.

 

[Pine]

[QUOTE="The Dark Wizard]I give to you the prettiest vase.
Its unique shine comes from the fact that the material was created from the grinding and reforging of the bones of several of your enemies.

[/QUOTE]
EXCELLENT


I'm putting that right next to my altar.

 

[Miss Electric Daisy]

Well the 29th was my birthday and I never got an ass-kissing message from you Pine, did I?? Hmph!!(BP)(BP)(BP)


(Seriously though, I totally should have started a "it's my birthday" thread on the 29th. ( ) lol)
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[Pine]

[QUOTE="Miss Electric Daisy]

Well the 29th was my birthday and I never got an ass-kissing message from you Pine, did I?? Hmph!!(BP)(BP)(BP)


(Seriously though, I totally should have started a "it's my birthday" thread on the 29th. ( ) lol)
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[/QUOTE]
Next 29th, I'll be sure to kiss ass until you feel violated.