Poetry Paradox's Poetry Dump

[PandorasBox101]

Welcome to my poetry dump
Feel free to post stuff, a lot of these are just going to be shit-post poems.
Enjoy, I guess. Here is some visual thing for your optical pleasure...Unless you hate it...That's fine, too.

Why are we still here... Just to suffer...​

 

[PandorasBox101]

I do not have a brain
No information does it gain
When I try to learn something new
It just slips out again

I do not have a mind
No coherent memories to find
You can tell me to do something in another room
And I'll find myself in a bind

I do not have a noggin
My neurons have all been cloggin'
You can tell me to not rise past a walk
But soon you'll find I'm joggin'

Now you may think to yourself,
"You cannot live without a brain!"
But I'm here to tell you I did
And I do
And I will


You expected the end to rhyme, didn't you? Fuck you, I do what I want, I don't have a damn brain.​

 

[PandorasBox101]

She's smol
She's floof
She's round
She go poof

She like to squeak
She like to flap
And when it dark
She take a nap

She covered in feath
She like to monch seeds
She like to climb
With her tiny feets

She think the world
Is one big snacc
And she bite my pencil
When I turn my back

She like to hiss
When she get mad
Her feathers go up
When she is glad

Her cheeks are red
Her body round
She a cockatiel
The best birb clown​

 

[Daisie]

You literally made my day

 

[ManofManyRoles]

I'm going to agree with daisie. This has made the evening.

 

[PandorasBox101]

I'm going to agree with daisie. This has made the evening.

You literally made my day

I thank you both, I'm glad I made someone's day!