Ordering Pizza With Quotes from Video Games

[The Chronicler]

Just post a game in the description or funny af quotes and hopefully I can order pizza with them.

Nothing sexual please.

 

[TheRockInception]

"LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED!"

 

[Axel The Englishman]

"HOLD YOUR FUCKING FIRE!!"

 

[Hall Kervean]

"Oh, I know what the ladies like." -Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2.

 

[Windsock]

"Call me sentimental, but I wish we'd met under different circumstances."
"By the way, did we have a strategy?"
"What is your wish?"
"Enough words, they are meaningless now. Show me what you can do."

 

[The Chronicler]

Okay... I'll be getting ready today later. So for the people who just posted here, I'll get to yours.

I'll just record it and than send it into the forum, don't hate me if my voice is high pitched to sound like a 12 year old using his moms credit card to buy games. I just have a really bad microphone.
Windsock Hall Kervean Axel The Englishman T TheRockInception The Chronicler

 

[Windsock]

Oh my god you're really doing it... You're a bigger man then I am.
I knew I called you a moist snake for a reason. Godspeed, moisture snake.

 

[The Chronicler]

Oh my god you're really doing it... You're a bigger man then I am.
I knew I called you a moist snake for a reason. Godspeed, moisture snake.

Only the moistest SNEK there is. No man, no being can reach the level of moist that I carry.

 

[TheRockInception]

This is how you should read the quote.

 

[Count Gensokyo]

*Pizza guy's name is Jack*
*Jack screws up the order*

"I like you, Jack, so I'm giving you another chance!"

 

[Windsock]

"Don't fuck with THIS senator."
"I HAVE A DREAM"
"What did I just say?"
"They harden in response to physical trauma."
"You can't hurt me, jack!"

 

[Datbrony]

"MOLTEN CORE!"

 

[Birdsie]

"FOR THE EMPEROOOR!" *Yelled so loudly as if you wanted his fucking ears to bleed* - Every Space Marine ever from W40k
"Remember what you said to me back then, little brother?" - Magnus the Red from W40k
"CHEESE, FOR EVERYONE!" *In a very joyful way* - Sheogorath from the Elder Scrolls series
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s; one with cheese, and a large soda."

 

[The Chronicler]

Okay, got set back. Promise so dearly to do it tmr.

I got stuck watching Netflix... sooooo

 

[Count Gensokyo]

 

[Axel The Englishman]

What the fuck..

 

[Hyydra]

"HI, My name's Trevor! nnnnWHat's yours!?"

 

[torakiji]

"We many never meet again, but we will never forget each other."

 

[Necromantic]

"Say, Fuzzy Pickles"

 

[DemetrioMachete]

"Ah yes, paleblood."