Fandom Naruto: Brave New World

[kibou]

oh man, that reminds me of some good dead baby jokes


if i cant have puns, can i have those instead?

 

[Yanipurr]

Yes I like them.

 

[Kirara]

PUNCEPTION COMMENCE!

 

[kibou]

Bill here says im only allowed to make dead baby jokes, though.

 

[Kirara]

Curse you Bill...

 

[Yanipurr]

FINE, ill allow puns.

 

[kibou]

Well, this one isn't about a dead baby, but...


How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?


Nail the other hand to the ground


 
Oh! Puns are allowed now!


Now I'll no longer have to post jokes that could possibly make RPN mad at me.

 

[Yanipurr]

Well, this one isn't about a dead baby, but...
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?


Nail the other hand to the ground

HAHAHAHAHAHA That's fantastic 100/10.

 

[kibou]

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?


wipe his butt

 

[Kirara]

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist

 

[kibou]

What kinds of shoes do creeps wear?


white vans

 

[Yanipurr]

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

 

[Kirara]

How does Moses make his tea?


Hebrews it

 

[kibou]

The cannibal was so frustrated, he threw up his hands

 

[Yanipurr]

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

 

[kibou]

@Pine


What is it called when Batman leaves church early?


Chrisitan Bale

 

[Kirara]

Broken pencils are pointless.


Anyway, I have a doctor appointment to get to.

 

[Gilzar]

Firstly: FINALLY! I read through all the chat posts, because for some reason I wasn't watching this thread.
Secondly: Are we going to use honorifics?

Honorifics are optional, I personally don't use them because I don't feel like learning them all.

 

[Yanipurr]

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

[kibou]

@Pine


Batman starts selling fruit, and his marketing expert suggest giving them an original, catchy, and relevant name to increase brand recognition and sales. This results in banananananananananananana batman bananas.


 
If two-face opened a shop that cleaned motorcyclers' teeth would it be,,,,… Harvey Dental?

 

[Yanipurr]

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

 

[kibou]

@Pine


Since you love bman so much


Bruce Wayne hits someone with a Louisville Slugger.


He's still Batman.

 

[Yanipurr]

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

 

[kibou]

What does Batman like in his drink?


Just Ice


@Pine

 

[Yanipurr]

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.