LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[Simon_Hawk]

NOW it has Simon_Hawk written all over it
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This is the single greatest .gif in all of the internet.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

I'm 50ft tall goddess! I weigh the perfect amount for my size

How the hell did you fit into a wheelbarrow if you're that tall.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

How the hell did you fit into a wheelbarrow if you're that tall.

I can shape shift you ass! Come on at least attempt to remember all the qualities you attributed to this ongoing character you gave me.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

my size can change but the density stays the same

 

[Simon_Hawk]

If you compress all that mass into a smaller and smaller form does it get hotter and hotter?

 

[eyclore]

Hem hem

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

If you compress all that mass into a smaller and smaller form does it get hotter and hotter?

i dunno are black holes hot?

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

hmmm looks pretty sexy to me

 

[Simon_Hawk]

hmmm looks pretty sexy to me

Yup, that's you. Totally sucking all the joy from the universe. XD

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Hem hem

Meh meh

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Yup, that's you. Totally sucking all the joy from the universe. XD

Can you think of anything hotter than that? I can't. So ig yes. I am even hotter when condensed

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Can you think of anything hotter than that? I can't. So ig yes. I am even hotter when condensed

Space heat is the hottest

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

I like how it takes you a while but in the end you always agree with me. Sure you try to fight it, but we end up in the same place every time.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

That was more of a general statement than an actual agreement, but it's cool if you want to believe that I agree with your hottness

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Simon:

 

[Simon_Hawk]

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

how many times do you go '...Goddamnit' when interacting with me I wonder?

 

[Simon_Hawk]

I lost count when I used up must last ream of paper keeping track of the tallies

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

i think you mean you used up the last ream of paper on your most recent toilet trip, come on, like you own any kind of paper besides the toilet kind. It's hilarious enough that you expect me and anyone following this back and forth to believe you can count.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

You aren't totally wrong. I literally just got done destroying the bathroom in the worse way. If you value your life you'll steer clear

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

I am literally planning to shoot you into space to avoid you.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

It's basically the only way

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

this will be you. same outfit ofcs

 

[Simon_Hawk]

I was hoping I could sit on back and go along for the ride

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I think the martians will send him back lol