Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Your potty canister
LAST person to post is the winner!!!
- Thread starter Tia the Tired
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Simon_Hawk
Ranger
No, YOUR potty Canister
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
... in space astronauts poop into a vacuum tube. They have to have good aim and never diarrhea
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
How can you never have diarrhea? Like, what if you eat space-tacos? That's literally a recipe for diarrhea.
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Tacos are delicious..
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
So..... you're saying you're okay with diarrhea in space?
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Agreed
But I dunno you try and do a diarrhea into this thing
But I dunno you try and do a diarrhea into this thing
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Also you'd be floating whilst doing it
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
I mean, I will. Just don't complain if it ain't a perfect execution.
eyclore
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Material grl 👁
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Simon_Hawk
Ranger
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
We'll set up the Kickstarter then. Send Simon to Space to Sloppy Shit
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
You know, the scary thing is there's enough freaking weirdos online that would actually be successful.
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Yup. It's why I'm making the page rn. The faster I get you off this planet the better. Then I can finally go back to what I was doing before I knew you. Driving in a car full of tube socks and chips- ah fuck that was with you... Wait... Have I ever NOT known you? Oh no it's all starting to make sense
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
Oh shit. Have I been pushing you in this god forsaken wheelbarrow all this time!? No wonder I'm so tired and thirsty and want to go home.
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Arrgghhh it's all a dehydration wheelbarrow coma dream! My shitty car has been your piss poor barrow pushing all this time!
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Haha
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
I'm pushing as best as I can! It's hard to push someone that weighs 87,000 pounds from eating 95 million cakes every 46 seconds.
Simon_Hawk
Ranger
I want the name of the spaceship to be the U.S.S. SLOPPY SHIT
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
I'm 50ft tall goddess! I weigh the perfect amount for my size
eyclore
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you can’t beet me! No wait wrong spelling.
but I will stay at thentoooppppp
but I will stay at thentoooppppp
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
... where's thentoooppppp? sounds like somewhere the Swedish chef is from. So yk not Sweden, but some semi offensive knock off
eyclore
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Do i care?
i’m gonna wiiin
i’m gonna wiiin
Ezina-Kusu
Junior Member
Oh? What are you winning? Is it something good? Would I want it...? I'll find out when you get it ig
