Rosie
sounds gay i'm in
Munro. That’s what the cop called him to remind him that he was in serious trouble. Kind of like how a parent calls their kid by their full name to show they’re really pissed.
“Sorry, Dad.” The kid replied with an overly enthusiastic apologetic grin. “What are you going to do, put me in the naughty corner and give me a spanking?” Jack liked to incorporate a homo erotic context in most of his interactions with the cop, whose name was still a mystery. If he had learnt anything since having regular run ins with the police, there was nothing they hated more than a cocky young deviant who was comfortable with their sexuality. Jack had a tiny reputation for jumping on anyone that moved within a metre of him. Was he proud of it? Probably not. Did he care? Absolutely not. In an attempt to get closer to the now disarmed man in front of him, Jack pushed his chest up against him.
“Oh, officer!” He exclaimed, his voice forcing itself a pitch higher than it’s usual low simmer, thoroughly enjoying being ravished. That was, of course, until the cop shoved the kid off in a panic, not wanting to get arrested himself. Thankfully, the station was quite familiar with Jack’s regular antics. He had come to see getting arrested as some kind of joke. On a more famous occasion, he had brought in donuts to pass out. Some officers found him funny, which didn’t mitigate the endless frustration the sheriff felt towards him. As far as he was concerned, Jack was very close to being thrown into a national prison. He just needed to catch him off guard. Looking at previous evidence, it was abundantly clear the kid had been involved in illegal underground wrestling. His knuckles were always bruised, clouding the various finger tattoos he adorned just above his knuckles. The Sheriff wasn’t particularly keen on those either. Additionally, Munro hung around with frequent fighters and actually lived with a more pronounced member of the gangs, but that was a whole other story.
“Fucking sicko.” The Sheriff muttered, pushing Jack down into a chair on the other side of his desk. The kid stretched out as if he had just gotten home after a long day. “Don’t try anything smart. I was supposed to have clocked out fifteen minutes ago because of your shit.” It was at this point that the cop turned to his colleague at reception and asked him to see if his daughter was waiting outside, and if she was, could he let her in? Jack’s face changed suddenly, yet not to the knowledge of the man scuffing around various papers to find the correct one to fill out. Jack was no stranger to the admin of getting arrested, even if it was just for a night. On the other hand, he would never decline someone asking for his autograph.
Jack was watching the man in front of him lazily, glancing around for inspiration on how to get on his nerves with the most efficiency. There was a rogue pen he could tap against the desk, or better still, he could do that whilst humming whatever had been playing on the shitty radio next to the ring during training this morning.
“Can I get you a glass of water or something? He shouldn’t be too long.” Jack recognised the voice of the low life from the reception and swivelled round in his chair to get a proper look at this mysterious daughter. Anyone born from that guy’s DNA probably didn’t win the genetic lottery…
Oh boy, was he wrong.
“Hey, hey!” The chief cried out from behind him, clearly not wanting Munro to so much as look at his kid. As per usual, Jack took great pleasure in ignoring him.
Instead, he stayed sitting, but stepped his feet in front of him to wheel himself over to the woman.
“Jerry, deal with him please!” The cop shouted from a few feet away. Not taking his eyes off of her, he held out his hand for her to shake. He may be getting arrested, but he wasn’t a monster. Knowing Jerry, whoever that was, would shortly be interrupting this conversation, Jack wasted no time.
“Hi there, I’m Jack Munro. Trainee officer in town. I was wondering if you could help me with an investigation I’ve got going on?”
“Jerry!”
He continued. “See your Dad behind me? I’m trying to figure out why the hell he’s so uptight. I mean, if you put a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond, right?”
“Jerry, for Christ’s sake!” Still no sign of him.
“As his daughter, you’re a lead in this case. There’s actually an interrogation room round the corner…” Jack would know. He’s been holed up in there multiple times. “…if you wanted to discuss it further.” She could have sworn Jack’s eyes glinted upon finishing his introduction.
A pair of hands grabbed his shoulders. Ah yes, Jerry.
“Don’t pay him any mind, Rose.” Jerry said. He was a plump man with a kind face. Most likely in the wrong profession. “Get back to the desk.” He pushed Jack over to where he was, which the kid found quite fun. The chief’s eyes were burning into his skull. Jack simply smiled.
“Big fan of your work, sheriff.”