Have, Haven't, or Have to?

I haven't done this at any point.


I have yelled at an old lady in a bingo hall, for trying to steal my winning card.
 
I have to try this some time!


I've stuck a raw zucchini so far into mt rump I impregnated myself.
 
I have not tried this, and I don't know where Mount Rump is either :P


I have learned the secrets of Bananajutsudo-ryu.
 
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CelticHero37 said:
I have not tried this, and I don't know where Mount Rump is either :P
I have learned the secrets of Bananadojutsu-ryu.
No.


I have gotten yelled at by a farmer for relieving myself in his cornfield.
 
I haven't done this at any point.


I have forgotten to take my allergy pill before going to school.
 
BiIsGreat said:
I haven't done this at any point.
I have forgotten to take my allergy pill before going to school.
I haven't done this at any point. (Maybe because I'm not allergic to anything?)


I have touched a narwhale before...
 
Ballerina said:
I haven't done this at any point. (Maybe because I'm not allergic to anything?)
I have touched a narwhale before...
I have not done this at any point. (Because it's spelled narwhal.)


I have eaten the bottom piece of a banana.
 
I have done this.


I've felt bad for making banana a recurring theme in the #forumgames.
 
I have not done this.


I have intentionally utilized the concept of banana to hide my lack of creativity beneath the facade of spontaneous bouts of goofiness.
 
I have done this.


I have used multiple big words in the same sentence to try to sound smart.
 
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I have not done this.


I have utilized educated vernacular to quell the noise when I have moments of heightened or exacerbated OCD.
 
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CelticHero37 said:
I have not done this.
I have utilized educated vernacular to quell the noise when I have moments of heightened or exacerbated OCD.
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I have done this (My body turned purple for a solid hour afterward).


I have said 'Ich bin ein Berliner' whilst eating a jelly doughnut in Berlin.
 
I'll have to try this some time!


I've eaten every kind of meat that I like in front of two of my vegetarian friends.
 
I've done this.


I've listened to the same kpop song on repeat because my friends made me kpop trash.
 

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