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Rida said:
Can someone knock me out and throw my laptop out a window? or memorize this speech for me
I want Matilda dead, but I can't bear to watch it happen. i also really don't want to make this speech


She literally sounds like she's choking on her own circuitry. and im choking on this speech


I can record this sound for you--if you know what an elephant being thrown into a meat grinder sounds like, you know the sound my laptop is making. that is also the sound of my distress over this damn speech


And now, I am going to catch up on Discord and rant about the horrors of humanity. My anger over what happened in Paris is not making MEMORIZING THIS GOD FORSAKEN SPEECH any easier.
so I take it you don't want to make this speech
 
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I love @Raerae so much right now. First time I've laughed today, apart from the condom feud.


@QuixoticKitten


HELLO. ANNABELLA NEVER INTRODUCED ME TO YOU. YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY WONDERFUL PERSON.


I apologize--allow me to dial back on the creep-factor. We'll retry that in 5-6 business days.
 
Rida said:
I love @Raerae so much right now. First time I've laughed today, apart from the condom feud.
@QuixoticKitten


HELLO. ANNABELLA NEVER INTRODUCED ME TO YOU. YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY WONDERFUL PERSON.


I apologize--allow me to dial back on the creep-factor. We'll retry that in 5-6 business days.
You said condom feud so casually. I respect that.


IF I CAN MAKE JUST ONE PERSON SMILE-- ew that's disgustingly optimistic.



I have no wit. No sass. No clever.
Please hang up Rae, and try not to fail again.
 
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