Mood: - What? The? Actual? Fuck?
Location: - Maryland Zoo, Baltimore
With: - McNabb, Lucas (RIP, bro), Victoria, Katherine, Kyle, Praxi, Eden, Tabby, Leon, Jordan, Crazy Bird-guy.
Tags: - @Bag o Fruit @Gus @KingHink @Ryuuko Shin @St Indigo @Suzuki Mine @Swoob @Teh Frixz @Unlimited @Zahzi @DJ MagicHat
Other: -
Danny watched as the Titanic Teen Twat tripped over and disappeared from view. Meanwhile, the French Prick was being set upon by some ugly bald-ass birds and the Bird-riding morons were still posturing. No, wait, the Scrapbox Shitface just tackled Birdbrain and probably broke something important. He hoped it was both their necks. Before he had time to figure his next move, the double-glazed chick ran past him shouting, "Daniel! Let them handle the crazy guy! Please, we need to go help Tabitha!"
He responded in the only way he knew, "Hey, fuck you, only my Probation Officer calls me Daniel, bitch!"
But yet, his feet were already moving and he was easily catching up to the girl. She was way out of peak fitness, he surmised as his rangy lope brought him up level with her in a few athletic bounds. He noticed the bundle of clothes she was carrying.
"So that's all her gear, huh?", he asked, trying to sound uninterested, "Kind've a poor power if you can make yourself super-tall but can't adjust your clothes to match, huh? I wonder what she calls herself, 'The Fifty-foot Nudist'? 'Skyhigh Streaker'? It's got to be something the Commonwealth had to think hard over."
He chuckled to himself, imagining the guy who'd interviewed him years back trying to keep a straight face as they sorted through name options.