Denmark Invasion

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Alright ya'll, we're going to do it. Me and my straight cis friend (the irony I know, one straight and one whose only aroace half the time. ignore it.) are going to be gathering a group to go invade denmark.

So here's the plan:

We invade Denmark often, and celebrate after. I don't care if you're a part of the community or not, aro, ace, lgbtq+, it doesn't matter, just comment if you want to join.
After the invasion, we will gather all of the newborn babies we can get off the black market, and all of the ones from the people of Denmark, and have a feast.
make sure to save all of the eyeballs for garnish !
Then we will rule Denmark!
We also joke a lot in the group chat

• people interested
• people I think are interested
• children

• 
  little1133
  pansexualbread
  StrawberryAvalanche
  Shawdios
  asphodelus
  RulerOfChad
  Klaides Tail
  
• 
  NeonFlow (maybe)
  NaviNot (maybe?)
  Nokumi
  
• 
  eyclore
  

If you have anyone you think might be interested, please @ them!

(and please tell me if this is in the wrong spot)

 

[pansexualbread]

I will very gladly invade Denmark

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

I will very gladly invade Denmark

alright, moving you now! do you have anything you can bring or a baby?

 

[pansexualbread]

alright, moving you now! do you have anything you can bring or a baby?

I can bring an orphan?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

I can bring an orphan?

any siblings you don't like?

also an orphan is fine, but make sure it's young enough to mince softly.

 

[pansexualbread]

Will do.
And definitely my sister.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Will do.
And definitely my sister.

alright, bring her on over. Any recipes you are prepared to make for the potluck? Also, please put any more answers after this one into the conversation titled 'DENMARK INVASION'.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Hello Kaiju Cat,Marlowe, and toxxix.

 

[Jannah]

Sure. I'm in the mood to ruffle some feathers and bring down the status quo.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Sure. I'm in the mood to ruffle some feathers and bring down the status quo.

alright, you've been moved! I will add you to the conversation.

 

[Shawdios]

Pardon my lack of reading the room ability, is this a bit or are we actually invading Denmark?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Pardon my lack of reading the room ability, is this a bit or are we actually invading Denmark?

we aren't actually, I just wanted to joke around a bit. Have any garlic bread?

 

[Shawdios]

we aren't actually, I just wanted to joke around a bit. Have any garlic bread?

Yes I do, I shall bring some for everyone

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Yes I do, I shall bring some for everyone

alright, about to move you and put you into the conversation. Thanks!

 

[Lemonsanity]

…what

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

…what

you interested?

 

[Lemonsanity]

you interested?

Moreso I’m confused

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Moreso I’m confused

we're going to invade denmark at 1 am est, also we will be eating babies. The eyes are good for garnish.

(this is not real and purely for the jokes, although we do have a conversation made to talk about it. If you are interested, I can add you to it. This started because little stole my phone and texted all my friends the idea. I decided to move it to here.)

 

[Lemonsanity]

we're going to invade denmark at 1 am est, also we will be eating babies. The eyes are good for garnish.

(this is not real and purely for the jokes, although we do have a conversation made to talk about it. If you are interested, I can add you to it. This started because little stole my phone and texted all my friends the idea. I decided to move it to here.)

I assumed it wasn’t real I just didn’t think it was explained very well, or really moreso that my brain couldn’t understand it. And thank you, but I’ll decline!

 

[Lemonsanity]

Eating babies? I’d rather eat the rich

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

I assumed it wasn’t real I just didn’t think it was explained very well, or really moreso that my brain couldn’t understand it. And thank you, but I’ll decline!

yeah, i kinda rushed to make it. And that’s fine!

Eating babies? I’d rather eat the rich

pft true

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Hmm I’ll send the demon cat in my place if that’s okay.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Hmm I’ll send the demon cat in my place if that’s okay.

?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

?

I thought we was invading Denmark right? I want to send my cat there in my place he only eats human souls.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

I thought we was invading Denmark right? I want to send my cat there in my place he only eats human souls.

alright, I’ll add you to the conversation. Just for planning and stuff.