Other Council of Lords

[Lord Aphrodite]

Lord Anubis Lord Food Person Lord Mitmar Lord of Chaos Lord of the Toast L Lord of Touching Lord Sia Lord-Inquisitor Garner Lord-Leafar

I've gathered you here today for one purpose and one only. To declare my dominance over you. I will be the head of this council, and you will be my advisers.

(I'm just being silly, ignore this if you want, you guys and gals.)

 

[Lord Food Person]

Got me over here like, “Yo, wtf!?”

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

Got me over here like, “Yo, wtf!?”

That was part of the point, I'm afraid. I just thought it would be fun to bring the lords together.

 

[Lord Food Person]

That was part of the point, I'm afraid. I just thought it would be fun to bring the lords together.

Nah. It chill yo. It’s funny asf tbh.

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

Nah. It chill yo. It’s funny asf tbh.

Ay, that's cool. We should probably wait for the others.

 

[Lord Mitmar]

You, head of the council? This is outrageous! It's unfair! I demand an emergency election!

 

[Lord Food Person]

You, head of the council? This is outrageous! It's unfair! I demand an emergency election!

I concur! I think I should be head of the council. I mean....come on....EVERYONE needs Food.

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

You, head of the council? This is outrageous! It's unfair! I demand an emergency election!

Your demand has been overruled by my demand that I be in charge.

 

[Lord Mitmar]

I concur! I think I should be head of the council. I mean....come on....EVERYONE needs Food.

Well that's exactly why you can't be in charge if you ask me. We already need you! Can't go putting all of our eggs in a single cupcake, right?

Your demand has been overruled by my demand that I be in charge.

Keep up these tyrannical games and you'll have a coup on your hands, just you wait! As soon as I find someone to do the actual overthrowing bit, you'll be sorry you ever summoned me here!

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

Well that's exactly why you can't be in charge if you ask me. We already need you! Can't go putting all of our eggs in a single cupcake, right?


Keep up these tyrannical games and you'll have a coup on your hands, just you wait! As soon as I find someone to do the actual overthrowing bit, you'll be sorry you ever summoned me here!

All bark and no bite. Just what I’d expect from someone so bourgeoisie as yourself. (I don’t know if I used that word right.)

 

[Idea]

someone needs to make one of these for all the potatoes

 

[Lord Food Person]

All bark and no bite. Just what I’d expect from someone so bourgeoisie as yourself. (I don’t know if I used that word right.)

You didn’t use that word correctly! I called it, so I should be the head of the council. End of argument.

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

You didn’t use that word correctly! I called it, so I should be the head of the council. End of argument.

Oof, fine then

 

[Lord Food Person]

Oof, fine then

Wait......r u serious!? I didn’t expect to become leader....this is an awesome responsibility. I surrender my position effective immediately. I need some more time to think about this.

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

Wait......r u serious!? I didn’t expect to become leader....this is an awesome responsibility. I surrender my position effective immediately. I need some more time to think about this.

Alrighty then. I can’t take it back. Let’s summon The Dark Wizard .

Do you want to be Lord Lord O Dark Wizard?

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

HE GAVE A COOKIE THATS A YES

 

[Lord of Chaos]

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Nice rhyme, but we gave the title of Lord Lord to the Dark Wizard.

 

[Lord of Chaos]

Dark Wizard calls me his lord, and so by right of vassalage I claim all of you

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

Dark Wizard calls me his lord, and so by right of vassalage I claim all of you

Aight cool