Come up with a plot for the above story title

[Historical Storyteller]

This originally came from another site (Tvtropes) with the same name, but I wanted to see what the people here in RPnation can do with it.

Simply put, come up with a plot for the story title above you then leave behind your own story title below.

A rock and a hard place

 

[aaaah]

A small rock tries to find shelter.

Lollipop Eyes

 

[Crane]

A serial killer's calling card to jam dumdums into their victim's eyes.

Fly on the Wall

 

[aaaah]

A person with Entomophobia encounters a giant fruit fly.

A Toast to the Afterlife

 

[IctoraPost]

A piece of bread is killed while trying to defeat a home appliance.

An Arm and a Leg

 

[aaaah]

A man cuts his arm and leg off to get a Nintendo Switch.

Same as It Ever Was

 

[Count Gensokyo]

A narrative about a man failing to climb the corporate latter due to his old habits and laziness that's used as a commentary about how history always repeats itself.

Unthinkable Natural Law

 

[Historical Storyteller]

A priest, pastor, and rabbi are all struggling with their faith, so they decide to travel together to Jerusalem by walking there all the way through Europe. At first, this pilgrimage starts out as light-hearted because of their various misadventures. They once accidentally went inside a whorehouse, and the priest, not knowing the nature of this establishment and wishing to convert the local residents to Christianity, declared that he did not come to bring peace but a sword. On a fishing trip with European hippies, one of them takes drugs and tries to walk on water but nearly drowns in the attempt.

But as the story goes on, it takes on a darker and edgier tone as the men confront their pasts. Then the story takes on a more idealistic tone as the men accept their past and look forward to the future. We never see them reach Jerusalem, but we did see them regain their faith.

Blood and Sand

 

[IctoraPost]

A man dies in the desert.

A Glass of Water

 

[Historical Storyteller]

FCP-2621, an android slave is asked to give his master a glass of water. He gets one, but instead of handing it to his master he decides to drink the glass of water for himself. The android undergoes a complete personality change as a result. Hilarity ensues.

Did somebody order a large ham?

 

[Ranix Aurus]

This is the biggest drug deal in the history of America. Carlo Carliego had planned it to the T. Trucks were arranged, police being fed false tips ensuring they would be kept busy for the next few hours.

At the day of reckoning, Carlo opened the door of the truck to find...

Piles of ham.

Not an euphemism for drugs.

The newly-recruited truck driver for Lovely Ham Co. & Co., Steven Stevenberg, had taken the wrong truck after returning from a short trip to nearby toilet. Now he was on the wheel of a vehicle containing enough drug to crush the entirety of California. Carlo and his drug ring immediately started a manhunt for the truck driver, whose identity could only be discerned by a short recording of his voice accidentally captured by a little kid nearby.

"Did somebody order a large ham?"

A Road Leading to Jerusalem

 

[Count Gensokyo]

A narrative from the point of view of a hunted-thief-turned-crusader during his journey to retake Jerusalem from the Muslims in the First Crusade.

Double Dealing Character

 

[aaaah]

An intelligent poker dealer finds out that he is actually a robot that lost his memory.

Unconditionally

 

[IctoraPost]

A mutant bottle of hair conditioner is set on destroying the world, and the only ones who can stop it are the shampoo-wielding Unconditionallies.

Forwards, to Death

 

[Lunar]

A man that keeps forwarding spam emails to death, until death finds him and gives him a death poke

Fifty Shades of SFW

 

[Nimrod]

An art-student couple engage in a quest to portray their emotions through intricate usage of different hues on a blank canvas

Black blood and weary Eyes

 

[IctoraPost]

The dying Illuminati have been forced to partner with the KKK in an attempt to revive themselves. Complex political undertones ensue.

Flying to the Plane

 

[Lunar]

A story about a bird that a jet engine. Example:
A bird is flying away from a plane and is about to be sucked into....A JET ENGINE Record Scratches The bird walks on screen "Yep thats me, bet you're wondering how I got into this situation."

Til' death bring us Together

 

[aaaah]

La La Land but with ghosts.

Hallelujah Money

 

[Ranix Aurus]

The time of Crusade. A priest in charge of indulgence found out about the abuse of the system, but feared that exposing it would put himself in harm. However, his conscience couldn't keep on lying anymore. Thus, forfeiting his future, he came up with the plan of the Century: to use the collected money, which was supposed to fund bloodshed, for one greatest act of charity throughout the land.

But Alas, The Birds Sing No More

 

[archur]

A group of scientists encounter the unthinkable as the properties of Dark Matter are revealed to them. The potentially destructive forces they unleash cause a great threat to the world as various countries vie for power to destroy or save the world from itself. War erupts as differing viewpoints around the earth collide into a third world war over the most powerful weapon in creation. Towards the end of the movie, a wasteland is earth, and most all life is eradicated as the main protagonist collapses to their knees.

The Art of Wheeling and Dealing

 

[Birdsie]

A new gang formed in New york called "Wheelers" use motorcycles to deliver and deal with cocaine and other narcotics. In this alternate version of the world, the police have much better countermeasures against ordinary drug-dealing and such dealers must escape the police as quickly as possible.

In The Grim Darkness of The Far Future, There Is Only War.

 

[Lunar]

Starwars

One Man, One Mission, A Dog.

 

[aaaah]

A no-nonsense spy teams up with a fast but clumsy guide dog.

My Friends Aren't Humans

 

[Communist]

A weird kid with imaginary friends, the most emotional story you'll ever watch as he tries to completely forget about them and finally get some real life friends.

We Will Take Jerusalem!