You would think this would be warning enough to some people, but who knows with this guy, especially since he called likely not knowing if a woman or man would answer (unless he's bi or drunk, but he wasn't slurring soo). Anyways, fuck this asshole! This is 911!
One of these days i'm gonna need to take a vacation...
Episode III: Bill
"I'd like a Double-Double burger and a medium soda." Bill says, ordering some fast food at In-N-Out Burger.
"Would you like onions with that?" The cashier asks, which is met with a quick "No." He presses two buttons on the register. "That will be $5.25."(without taxes cause idk)
And the money is given.
8:14 PM, April 10th
Mmm, that was a good way to relieve stress. In-N-Out Burgers are always the tastiest... because they are the best burgers he's had... mainly because he doesn't want to try other burgers.
As he drives back to his home, he slams on the brakes as the headlights suddenly illuminate something in his way. Luckily there was no one around to crash into him to honk. "Woah- what the?"
It's a girl passed out on the road. Judging on looks from the inside of his car, Bill can infer that:
-She might be drunk or high
-There are no visible injuries
-I should probably do something about this
⇾ Drive her to your house(totally legit guys)
⇾ Call 9-1-1 ⇾ Take her to the hospital
Bill fires up the stove and cooks some eggs in a jiffy, even though he doesn't like the smell or taste of him. Hopefully the girl does? After finishing his cooking, he lightly seasons the eggs with salt and pepper and puts them on the nearby coffee table.
...it's not working.
He wafts the fumes near the girl, but she doesn't react. Hm, so much for that plan.
Not wanting to slap her or anything, Bill just sits on a nearby armchair. Then -pow-! New idea: He clears his throat and says "Hello."
...no response. Damn.
Nice. "So... i'll just leave the door unlocked then?" She asks, assuming that would convince Bill to get up.
"That's right." He responds, going back to sleep.
What now? I just wanna sleep. Whoever that was, they didn't want to ring the doorbell again out of the kindness of their heart.
It's probably a door-to-door salesman, right? But at this time of the day it seems unlikely.
So much for that not ringing the doorbell again. If he didn't do anything, they'd probably ring again just to make sure. But getting up to respond is a challenge for sure.