Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
Incomming Transmission
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Hello, it's me again! It seems that even you don't know what you're doing on your own ship, so here's a friendly reminder!
The Boss - It's pretty obvious, mate. You're the one who's in charge! What you say is what your crew will do. Even ordering them to space themselves! Just make sure you're pretty good at being the Boss. You've got to maintain your ship AND your crew!
The Assassin - Pretty clear on what you'll be doing, mate. Kill! But, you'll be doing it more discretely of course. Kill, but kill silently. If you can't do this, what kind of bloody Assassin are you?
The Engineer - Oh, look at that. It just so happens that you're the one who will be repairing and maintaining the ship you live on. Oh, and look at that. You appear to be one for killing people with your own devices.
The Heavy Duty - Bringing the muscle AND the heavy firepower to your targets. You could probably easily kill the Boss. But you won't, because he knows how to distribute pay checks and you don't.
The Weapons Expert - You know the ins 'n outs of your guns, quite literally. There's not a single gun you can't operate, and not a single skull you can't miss.
The Mad Doctor - Might as well put that Doctor's License to some good use. Or an extent of it. Make sure the people you're keeping alive stay alive, or you'll be swimming in shit when you find that you're the only one left standing. And don't get the clinic too messy, either.
The Hacker - Those puny 30-figure passwords won't be able to keep your super computer of a brain from breaking them! Take control of the valuable equipment of your enemies, and then kill them with it!
The Bomber - Come across a reinforced titanium-gold 2 metre-wide vault door? That won't keep you out, with all your unstable bombs and explosives! You are the bane of bomb squads across the galaxy, and all by just mixing the green wire with the red wire.
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