What the fuck did you just fucking say about trash dove, you little normie? Ill have you know trash dove graduated top of his class in Breadcrumb University, and He's been involved in numerous secret raids on Facebook, and He has over 300 confirmed head bangs a second. He is trained in smug headbanger warfare and He's the top shitposter in all of Facebook and all of the comment sections. You are nothing to him but just another normie cuck. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak He is contacting his secret network of trashdove headbangers across the Earth and your Facebook account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitposts, normie. The shitposts that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Your life. You're fucking dead, bitch. Trash dove can be in the local park, all the time, and He can head bang and eat breadcrumbs in over 700 ways, that's just with his beak. Not only is he extensively trained in ultimate head banging, but He has access to the entire arsenal of Bread and bread accessories and He will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little normiecuck. If only you could have known what unholy shit your little "clever" shitpost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying trash doves bread eating habits, you goddamn mongloid. He will shitpost mild irritation all over you and you will drown in it. You're now a trash dove lover , kiddo.
He's the hero the internet deserves, but truly is the one it needs right now. So we'll spam him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our dove. He's a silent autistic floppy bird, a absolute piece of shit. A trash dove.
Lazytown is a post modern work of art, meant to emulate the state of the modern European continent, and the politics therein.
Stephanie is a refugee who arrives to Lazytown and immediately seeks to change the entire town and its customs. This is meant to be a parallel to the muslim refugees in Europe who have pushed to make Islam more represented in the continent.
When this fails, Stephanie begins to ask help from Sportacus, a man who uses strength to aid Stephanie's cause. In this sense, Sportacus is representative of ISIS, or of jihadis in general, and their quest to destroy Europe and replace it with an Islamic Caliphate.
The puppets are so because they do not see how they are destroying their society, they are nothing but puppets to Stephanie and her supporter, much like the good hearted people of Europe do not see how those they help do not have their best interests at heart. In this genius representation, we then see the character of Robbie Rotten desperately trying to maintain Lazytown as it has always been, thus making Robbie be the stand in for the right wing in general, and the authoritarian brand of neo fascist reactionary thought sweeping through the continent in a desperate attempt to preserve old Europe.
Robbie always fails to make Lazytown be lazy, and that is because they puppets themselves must chose to oppose the refugee Stephanie so Lazytown, and by extenion, Europe, be preserved as they always have been. Robbie Rotten is the savior of the white race.
[SIZE= 13px]And our grand tour brings us here, inevitably. Now as you can see, kids, this wall is where the magic happens. Shitposts, memes, bait posts - you name it, we create it in this facility. Here, these shitposts are manufactured in droves, by our usually drunk/high British friend, before they are inevitably shipped off to fulfill their purpose. In terms that basically everyone understands, you could say Steve here is the powerhouse of the shitpost cell.[/SIZE]
It really was [SIZE=12px][COLOR= rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.870588)]George Michael[/COLOR][/SIZE] last Christmas. Good on him though, he gave his heart away how many years ago is it now? and it only now affected him. That is some dedication to living.