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  • What the fuck did you just fucking say about trash dove, you little normie? Ill have you know trash dove graduated top of his class in Breadcrumb University, and He's been involved in numerous secret raids on Facebook, and He has over 300 confirmed head bangs a second. He is trained in smug headbanger warfare and He's the top shitposter in all of Facebook and all of the comment sections. You are nothing to him but just another normie cuck. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak He is contacting his secret network of trashdove headbangers across the Earth and your Facebook account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitposts, normie. The shitposts that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Your life. You're fucking dead, bitch. Trash dove can be in the local park, all the time, and He can head bang and eat breadcrumbs in over 700 ways, that's just with his beak. Not only is he extensively trained in ultimate head banging, but He has access to the entire arsenal of Bread and bread accessories and He will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little normiecuck. If only you could have known what unholy shit your little "clever" shitpost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying trash doves bread eating habits, you goddamn mongloid. He will shitpost mild irritation all over you and you will drown in it. You're now a trash dove lover , kiddo.
    He's the hero the internet deserves, but truly is the one it needs right now. So we'll spam him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our dove. He's a silent autistic floppy bird, a absolute piece of shit. A trash dove.

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    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    Big Smoke *Insert Casey Neistat okay hand emoji*
    Rock And Roll Boy
    Rock And Roll Boy
    Say what, Smoke? 
    metalcity
    metalcity
    Might I ask that you repeat the words you have spoken that were directed at me in our current time frame? I am currently speaking in a manner of aggression, but that tonality cannot be properly conveyed over the Internet, but rather only in situations in which we would be communicating vocally, and with facial contact. That being said, I believe my over-arching point can still be reached through the words I will speak to you in this instant message. I would care to remind you, and you would do well to remember that I graduated as the number one student compared to other students attending my naval academy in the school period which I attended as well. My skills were so adept that I was selected to join a special and exclusive group of Naval soldiers, known commonly as the Navy Seals. Not only that, but in addition it is valuable and important to fully comprehend the fact that I also have had a larger number than three hundred people opposing the United States of America become deceased due to my interaction with them during my naval service, and by extension as a part of my naval service. That being said, I believe it can also be held in value to learn and retain the knowledge that I am additionally trained professionally in participating in guerrilla warfare, or, more aptly, a series of war-based tactics that value one's ability to remain hidden and undetectable to the enemy nation who is fighting in the conflict, and furthermore, the people that nation has hired in order to work as a force of soldiers. I am as well a very much acclaimed marksman, so highly acclaimed am I in my marksmanship ability, that I was ranked by my superiors in the naval forces in which I served as, not only the top marksman using a sniper rifle in the navy, but in the entirety of the United States of America's armed forces for use in defending the country against domestic and international threats when voted upon by congress thereupon pending the approval of the American head of state. Therefore, because of my impressive reclaim, I am able to view you metaphorically as nothing, save for you being an enemy of which I might be trained to make deceased. Because of my view upon you as an enemy in such, I would like to inform you that I am unhindered in my ability to make you no longer continue to live using astounding and un-paralleled levels of precision, the likes of which have not been viewed upon the Earth. This aggression and the related threats are primarily as a result of your smug, arrogant, and naïve belief that you have the ability to use derogatory statements regarding me while using the internet. Because of your existing belief to that end, I would like to advise you to rethink your existing beliefs, keeping in mind my extensive naval and militaristic training, and resulting skill, that I have made better over the course of a significant portion of my life. Because of your lack of ability and overall mental death to rethink aforementioned decisions, I have resolved to make contact with a confidential interconnected group of people working in espionage across the United States of America. In addition to this, I have decided to take the initiative to use my computational device in combination with my access to the internet to trace your IP address, in order to perform upon you what is known as a "dox" attack. Therefore, I would advise you to make yourself ready for what is known figuratively and metaphorically as an oncoming storm. The aforementioned metaphorical storm will be used in order to render you no longer able to continue your life, as it exists currently. To reiterate, this is a threat against your life, and I have provided evidence to support my ability to remove your living ability from yourself. To further support my evidence, I would like to inform you that I have the ability (if I may use subtle hyperbole for effect) to make myself exist at any time, anywhere, and, while in that position, I can select from a number larger than seven hundred different ways to end your existence as it currently is. Those seven hundred ways cover only methods that would require me to use nothing more than my hands, in terms of equipment. Pertinently, I might care to reinforce the fact that I am extensively trained in combat methods that require no more equipment than what is regularly upon my person. In addition, I also an unhindered and full access to the weapons arsenal of the Marine Corps under the United States of America. With said arsenal, I will be able transport you away from this continent. Had you been able to see with foresight the fact that I would react aggressively and to this extent at your original statement, perhaps you would have refrained from making the aforementioned statement. However, without the ability to fully comprehend the consequences place upon you for your actions, you decided, through your volition, that you would bestow upon my offensive words that were intended to be derogatory when directed upon me. Therefore, you will now have to continue on with the consequences of the actions you have made. The consequences I refer to include ending your existence. Therefore, it is within my pride and honesty to declare that you will soon find yourself deceased.
    Lazytown is a post modern work of art, meant to emulate the state of the modern European continent, and the politics therein.


    Stephanie is a refugee who arrives to Lazytown and immediately seeks to change the entire town and its customs. This is meant to be a parallel to the muslim refugees in Europe who have pushed to make Islam more represented in the continent.


    When this fails, Stephanie begins to ask help from Sportacus, a man who uses strength to aid Stephanie's cause. In this sense, Sportacus is representative of ISIS, or of jihadis in general, and their quest to destroy Europe and replace it with an Islamic Caliphate.



    The puppets are so because they do not see how they are destroying their society, they are nothing but puppets to Stephanie and her supporter, much like the good hearted people of Europe do not see how those they help do not have their best interests at heart. In this genius representation, we then see the character of Robbie Rotten desperately trying to maintain Lazytown as it has always been, thus making Robbie be the stand in for the right wing in general, and the authoritarian brand of neo fascist reactionary thought sweeping through the continent in a desperate attempt to preserve old Europe.


    Robbie always fails to make Lazytown be lazy, and that is because they puppets themselves must chose to oppose the refugee Stephanie so Lazytown, and by extenion, Europe, be preserved as they always have been. Robbie Rotten is the savior of the white race.
    metalcity
    metalcity
    I'll be done once it is universe recognised that Lazytown is a post modern work of art, meant to emulate the state of the modern European continent, and the politics therein.


    Stephanie is a refugee who arrives to Lazytown and immediately seeks to change the entire town and its customs. This is meant to be a parallel to the muslim refugees in Europe who have pushed to make Islam more represented in the continent.


    When this fails, Stephanie begins to ask help from Sportacus, a man who uses strength to aid Stephanie's cause. In this sense, Sportacus is representative of ISIS, or of jihadis in general, and their quest to destroy Europe and replace it with an Islamic Caliphate.



    The puppets are so because they do not see how they are destroying their society, they are nothing but puppets to Stephanie and her supporter, much like the good hearted people of Europe do not see how those they help do not have their best interests at heart. In this genius representation, we then see the character of Robbie Rotten desperately trying to maintain Lazytown as it has always been, thus making Robbie be the stand in for the right wing in general, and the authoritarian brand of neo fascist reactionary thought sweeping through the continent in a desperate attempt to preserve old Europe.


    Robbie always fails to make Lazytown be lazy, and that is because they puppets themselves must chose to oppose the refugee Stephanie so Lazytown, and by extenion, Europe, be preserved as they always have been. Robbie Rotten is the savior of the white race.
    Kazehana
    Kazehana
    once it is universe recognized? wow
    metalcity
    metalcity
    i was like wow when i realised that Lazytown is a post modern work of art, meant to emulate the state of the modern European continent, and the politics therein.


    Stephanie is a refugee who arrives to Lazytown and immediately seeks to change the entire town and its customs. This is meant to be a parallel to the muslim refugees in Europe who have pushed to make Islam more represented in the continent.


    When this fails, Stephanie begins to ask help from Sportacus, a man who uses strength to aid Stephanie's cause. In this sense, Sportacus is representative of ISIS, or of jihadis in general, and their quest to destroy Europe and replace it with an Islamic Caliphate.



    The puppets are so because they do not see how they are destroying their society, they are nothing but puppets to Stephanie and her supporter, much like the good hearted people of Europe do not see how those they help do not have their best interests at heart. In this genius representation, we then see the character of Robbie Rotten desperately trying to maintain Lazytown as it has always been, thus making Robbie be the stand in for the right wing in general, and the authoritarian brand of neo fascist reactionary thought sweeping through the continent in a desperate attempt to preserve old Europe.


    Robbie always fails to make Lazytown be lazy, and that is because they puppets themselves must chose to oppose the refugee Stephanie so Lazytown, and by extenion, Europe, be preserved as they always have been. Robbie Rotten is the savior of the white race.
    [SIZE= 13px]And our grand tour brings us here, inevitably. Now as you can see, kids, this wall is where the magic happens. Shitposts, memes, bait posts - you name it, we create it in this facility. Here, these shitposts are manufactured in droves, by our usually drunk/high British friend, before they are inevitably shipped off to fulfill their purpose. In terms that basically everyone understands, you could say Steve here is the powerhouse of the shitpost cell.[/SIZE]
    THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL WHO HAVE OPPOSED ME IN THE PAST:
     


    YOUR WRONG DOINGS HAVE NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN, AND AS PUNISHMENT, YOU HAVE ONLY TWO OPTIONS:
     

    [LIST]
    [*]COMPLY AND JOIN THE REGIME

    [*]REBEL AND DIE

    [/LIST]

    YOU HAVE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO COMPLY
    metalcity
    metalcity
    I do what I want


    Your not my real senpai


    And your not magical and/or a squid
    Loony_Bin
    Loony_Bin
    Wait, why did I post on a non-existent page?


    Silly me...
    metalcity
    metalcity
    Fight me
    its 5am, so that is the end of this shitpost spree, enjoy your day people.
    JKai
    JKai
    The end of an era, I await another spree.
    My new years resolution is to not be a celebrity so i can live a little longer to see if Haruhi Suzumiya season 3 is coming
    If nintendo made peoples childhood, does that count the people who had their childhood messed up by the church? 


    Discuss 
    It really was [SIZE=12px][COLOR= rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.870588)]George Michael[/COLOR][/SIZE] last Christmas. Good on him though, he gave his heart away how many years ago is it now? and it only now affected him. That is some dedication to living. 
    what if norse turned out to be the one and only true religion and everyone has been bamboozled...
    What was the point of boxing day? I don't remember jesus's parents putting him in a box and abandoning him by a bus stop...
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    It's from the olden days of Great Britain when people had servants and the servants would all leave following Christmas to be with their families. It was customary to give them parting gifts, presumably in boxes...Thus, boxing day.
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