Hangover
Brings his own shoes.
A young man serves in British army. His platoon has couple days off and so he decides to write back home to his grandmother living in Scotland:
Dear gran,
I am healthy, they feed me well and our guys make a great company. Including me, there is a total of five Scottish, sixteen English and three Welsh soldiers...
A week later, he receives a letter from his grandmother:
Dear Gregory,
I am happy to know that you are well and that you have managed to capture so many prisoners already...
Dear gran,
I am healthy, they feed me well and our guys make a great company. Including me, there is a total of five Scottish, sixteen English and three Welsh soldiers...
A week later, he receives a letter from his grandmother:
Dear Gregory,
I am happy to know that you are well and that you have managed to capture so many prisoners already...