Ask me a question, I dare you

[Elowyn]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

 

[Elowyn]

do you like trains

As a general form of transportation, yes. As a hobby, no.

 

[little1133]

if you were a flavor of icecream, would you be stored in a pint, or served on a cone, or served on a cup

 

[twinkie]

On a scale of 1-10 how much mustard is used to complete the hardest math equation in the span of spam?

 

[Elowyn]

if you were a flavor of icecream, would you be stored in a pint, or served on a cone, or served on a cup

Interesting question, I thought you were going to take it a different direction there, haha! I would be stored in a pint and saved for later.

 

[little1133]

what's the 5th color of the alphabet

 

[Elowyn]

On a scale of 1-10 how much mustard is used to complete the hardest math equation in the span of spam?

That is a trick question! It would require a spam's span of mustard squared to the degree of the hardest math equation, which is unspecified.

 

[Elowyn]

what's the 5th color of the alphabet

Red. Obviously.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

do you like Jazz?

 

[little1133]

oh
i would answer green
hmmm interesting

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

why lmao

 

[little1133]

because E is green. obviously

 

[twinkie]

When was the first nuclear reactor opened?

 

[Elowyn]

do you like Jazz?

On occasion.

 

[Elowyn]

When was the first nuclear reactor opened?

Now I feel like I'm chatGPT

 

[twinkie]

Now I feel like I'm chatGPT

Twas not an answer

 

[little1133]

on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate everyone you've ever roleplayed with as a collective

 

[Elowyn]

Twas not an answer

Twas an answer, just not the one you were hoping for
Oh, but I'll humor you. The first nuclear reactor was opened before the second nuclear reactor was opened. Probably not what you were looking for either.

 

[Elowyn]

on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate everyone you've ever roleplayed with as a collective

As people? Or as roleplay partners?

 

[twinkie]

how to solve a Rubik’s cube?

 

[FaddedFox]

The captions you see on the tv, and on phones for the hearing impaired community, how are they generated?

 

[little1133]

As people? Or as roleplay partners?

both, just an overall collective rating of everyone you've rped with

 

[Elowyn]

how to solve a Rubik’s cube?

Rotate the cubes until all the colors of each face match.

 

[Elowyn]

both, just an overall collective rating of everyone you've rped with

6/10

 

[Elowyn]

The captions you see on the tv, and on phones for the hearing impaired community, how are they generated?

Little elves inside the screen are forced to labor without pay for hours upon hours writing the captions. How did they get there you ask? A long time ago, but not so long ago before we had tv...