There were many things the man known as the Doctor had been prepared for. Living had not been one of them, but when he stumbled into the TARDIS and fell on a lever, that’s what happened. Safe within the confines of the traveling box, the regeneration energy wrapped around him. “But—but how?”
A thought occurred that perhaps his forced regeneration into the not-Doctor hadn’t counted, but he didn’t buy it.
There was no arguing with biology, though. The energy exploded out from him as the TARDIS settled, and the Doctor rolled over onto his back, “Wasn’t…wasn’t expecting that,” he spoke to the air, frowned. “Is this my voice now? Hello, hello! Testing, 1, 2, 3! Yep. Well.” He wasn’t sure he liked it. “It doesn’t quite have that boom.”
Though, it did when he tried to emphasize the word, it wasn’t the same. He couldn’t see giving the Pandorica speech in this voice. It was a bit too high pitched—not feminine, but, “I’m not female, right?” This time, rather than check his hair, he ran his hands down his chest, “Nope, still male,” he did not want to have to figure out bras. All he understood from River was that shopping for them was a nightmare.
‘River….’
Would he see her, like this, he wondered. She had said before that her Doctor was one who made the TARDIS open with a snap, and he had been that man. Did that mean his time with her was now over?
He wasn’t sure he ever wanted a definitive answer on that. He ignored it, shoved it back into his mind, and jumped to his feet. His hands moved to the suspenders. “I look like a grandfather,” he complained as he pulled on them. “Or Jack. Oh, do I look like Jack?” He sought a mirror, but of course, there wasn’t one anywhere near. “If I look like Jack, I should not find Jack. He’ll never buy me a drink.” He still owed the Doctor a drink.
His fingers fiddled with the bowtie at his neck as he walked back to the TARDIS and tapped a few buttons, giving him a view outside. Cardiff. He sighed, “No, no, I don’t want to be here,” he appreciated the thought. He pulled the lever again, and the TARDIS jolted forward once again, nearly throwing the Doctor across the machine. He managed to grip the central console as the TARDIS once again settled.
Outside it now appeared to be evening, bit in the future from where he last stopped, with hologram ghosts dancing outside someone’s yard. “Halloween!” The Doctor exclaimed excitedly. “Oh, oh I’ll be able to find something to wear, here!” He thought aloud, and all but ran out of the TARDIS to join the mischief of the night.
He didn’t get too far. He came to a pause as he stood outside one of those elegant Greek homes, and saw a familiar entity. He clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth. ‘Now what are you doing here?’
The clockwork droid he saw stood outside the home in a gaudy costume, greeting all those who came forward. A similar cat wove around its legs, beautifully black with an aesthetic gracefulness only metal could provide. The Doctor narrowed his eyes. They never meant anything good, those droids.
He was going to need a costume if he wanted to get into the party, he suspected. ‘Do I even look young enough?’ He had no idea. He took off running to go locate some shop that would have costumes, making a note to come back to this house as he ran.
A thought occurred that perhaps his forced regeneration into the not-Doctor hadn’t counted, but he didn’t buy it.
There was no arguing with biology, though. The energy exploded out from him as the TARDIS settled, and the Doctor rolled over onto his back, “Wasn’t…wasn’t expecting that,” he spoke to the air, frowned. “Is this my voice now? Hello, hello! Testing, 1, 2, 3! Yep. Well.” He wasn’t sure he liked it. “It doesn’t quite have that boom.”
Though, it did when he tried to emphasize the word, it wasn’t the same. He couldn’t see giving the Pandorica speech in this voice. It was a bit too high pitched—not feminine, but, “I’m not female, right?” This time, rather than check his hair, he ran his hands down his chest, “Nope, still male,” he did not want to have to figure out bras. All he understood from River was that shopping for them was a nightmare.
‘River….’
Would he see her, like this, he wondered. She had said before that her Doctor was one who made the TARDIS open with a snap, and he had been that man. Did that mean his time with her was now over?
He wasn’t sure he ever wanted a definitive answer on that. He ignored it, shoved it back into his mind, and jumped to his feet. His hands moved to the suspenders. “I look like a grandfather,” he complained as he pulled on them. “Or Jack. Oh, do I look like Jack?” He sought a mirror, but of course, there wasn’t one anywhere near. “If I look like Jack, I should not find Jack. He’ll never buy me a drink.” He still owed the Doctor a drink.
His fingers fiddled with the bowtie at his neck as he walked back to the TARDIS and tapped a few buttons, giving him a view outside. Cardiff. He sighed, “No, no, I don’t want to be here,” he appreciated the thought. He pulled the lever again, and the TARDIS jolted forward once again, nearly throwing the Doctor across the machine. He managed to grip the central console as the TARDIS once again settled.
Outside it now appeared to be evening, bit in the future from where he last stopped, with hologram ghosts dancing outside someone’s yard. “Halloween!” The Doctor exclaimed excitedly. “Oh, oh I’ll be able to find something to wear, here!” He thought aloud, and all but ran out of the TARDIS to join the mischief of the night.
He didn’t get too far. He came to a pause as he stood outside one of those elegant Greek homes, and saw a familiar entity. He clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth. ‘Now what are you doing here?’
The clockwork droid he saw stood outside the home in a gaudy costume, greeting all those who came forward. A similar cat wove around its legs, beautifully black with an aesthetic gracefulness only metal could provide. The Doctor narrowed his eyes. They never meant anything good, those droids.
He was going to need a costume if he wanted to get into the party, he suspected. ‘Do I even look young enough?’ He had no idea. He took off running to go locate some shop that would have costumes, making a note to come back to this house as he ran.