A Bunch of Dumb Idiots Try to Write a Fanfiction Sentence by Sentence

[Ilikepie]

Unaware of the crazy girl outside our protagonist has managed to get herself dressed again and is now thinking about how lucky she is that Kelly likes her back.

 

[Funnier President]

The crazy ex has the rocket ready, and is about to fire

 

[Ilikepie]

A tapdancing galarian Mr. Mime appears in front of the crazy ex.

 

[Funnier President]

The crazy Ex didn't notice, and fired the rocket, killing out protagonist + a Bleeping duck

 

[Ilikepie]

The crazy ex only thought she killed our protagonist, while in reality our protagonist and Kelly had already left the house and are traveling to a restaurant because they are hungry.

 

[ScatheAriiasqDrayceon]

The house blew to smithereens, a bright flash lighting up the sky and shrapnel flying in every direction, right toward the crazy ex.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The explosion was heard by many, and the police were certainly called.

 

[Funnier President]

The Crazy Ex Bit Za Dusto, but our protagonist was kidnapped!

 

[Anakim Skywalker]

And was taken to Jabba's palace​