A Bunch of Dumb Idiots Try to Write a Fanfiction Sentence by Sentence

[Funnier President]

The charziard gets mad, and slaps the blastoise pikachu while yelling Dragon claw in the pokemon language, hoping the move would work

 

[Ilikepie]

While the Pikachu are arguing a Meowth sneaks up behind them holding thunderstones ready to commit the greatest crime of all of Pokémon by evolving a Pikachu.

 

[Funnier President]

Both pikachu dont notice, to busy having a fist fight.... if you could call it that when two pikachu are repatedly slapping each other

 

[Ilikepie]

The meowth attempts to press the first thunderstone against the megazard Y pikachu first before moving on to the mega blastoise pikachu with the second thunderstone.

 

[Funnier President]

but unfortunately, the pikachus had changed types, charzaird being fair and blastoise being water, so the thunderstorm didnt work, and they pikachus just stared at him like "boi"

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

And with now even more chaos added to the story, quite literally anything could happen and it'd make sense.

 

[WolfStar12]

The creator of this thread silently pondered to herself about what she had done, before quickly moving onto the story.

 

[Ilikepie]

Meanwhile our protagonist is peacefully sleeping in bed with Kelly's arms wrapped around her while dreaming of how Kelly will one day purpose to her.

 

[Superfly47]

Our protagonist is having an amazing dream with the love of her life and she is about to ask the big question, "Will you marry me... John," she says out loud.

 

[Ilikepie]

Surprisingly Kelly's middle is actually John because her parents picked a name for both genders before she was born with the gendered name that didn't match getting to be the middle name.

 

[Funnier President]

Kelly is half-awake however, and mumbles out a "sure" before making out with our protagonist

 

[Superfly47]

Then the big surprise happened.

 

[Ilikepie]

Kelly reveals due to some weird magic thing about too many magical people being born female that was effected by a magic that causes her to be able to be impregnated by women and to be able to impregnate other women so that there is a chance that one or both of them might be pregnant.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Even the reader had to take a moment to understand this, confused as all hell.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

In fact, most of the readers were sure they had no idea what was going on.

 

[Funnier President]

Kelly told them it was was made from the life-force of the readers, and yourlocal-eboyy fell down dead

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

As he lay there, gasping for breath, he couldn't help but to think 'In the afterlife, I am so keeping up with this fanfiction'.

 

[Ilikepie]

The two pikachu from earlier enter Kelly's room carrying a pokemon egg that appears to be a pichu egg.

 

[WolfStar12]

The protagonist was surprised that the two pikachu were real, but soon awakened from her groggy state to realize that her pets must have made an appearance in her dream.

 

[Funnier President]

The two pickachus grabbed a pan, and started frying the pichu egg on it

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand this story is just not as fun to read anymore.

 

[Ilikepie]

The pichu hatches from the egg and attacks it's parents with a volt tackle!!

 

[Funnier President]

The attack seriously damaged the blastioise pikachu, since it was a water type, but the charziard met the attack with a flamethrower

 

[Ilikepie]

Kelly gets out of bed annoyed about the fighting pokemon in her bedroom and captures all three in pokeballs and then starts putting on a cute outfit that she thinks the protagonist will find cute.

 

[Funnier President]

While this is all happening, Kelly`s Ex has a Rocket Launcher aimed at our snoozing proganinist